Well... that would leave out demand. Regardless of ROI per piece it doesn’t matter if you exceed demand....

Yeah just send “I’m not interested in dating further.”

I sent this text last week. Minus the being friends because I have plenty of those. Easy peesy.

But how hard is it to be like (in text form!): “Hey I think you’re fun, but just to be clear I’m not interested in dating further. Chat me up in 2 months if you think you want to hang as friends, but until then I need some communication break.”

I think I’ve had three interesting “mutual ghostings” where both parties were so irritated with each others’ company the last time we hung out that neither contacted the other again and that turned into a year, and you’re like “damn, guess we’re not friends anymore”. Ha.

Yes. Yes it does. Your work is done.

I think ISIS is actually just the symptoms of the impending implosion from seemingly more stable (and wealthy) countries in the region. Wiping out ISIS or whatever Islamic-flavored terrorist group that pops up geographically close next time is the equivalent of administering an anti-fungal medication for a few days to…

Unfortunately for them the oil they sit on top of is no longer that valuable to the world’s largest protection-for-hire conglomerate (united states).

Oh yeah I know them. For sure.

This absolutely drives me bonkers sometimes. I’m due for some mild plastic surgery that I’m none-too-excited about next week, and my truly effortlessly beautiful* roommate is aghast. She did a big talk about how surprised she is that of all people I’m the one going into surgery blah blah blah.

“Women are as superficial as men.”

Yes. I think there’s a lot of misunderstanding of how things work in this article.

Meanwhile the singles have to do all their own shit. ALL OF IT.

Too drunk for dinner.

Yeah disfiguring someone is not discipline.

I consider it assault.

This is the moment where you look in the mirror and realize you are being pendantic. It’s annoying.

It is assault.

Naw I’m pretty sure it was television.

.... why not?