LOL!

I really liked this column. Reading about the human-ness of everyone's relationships (good or bad) was strangely cathartic.

I'm a gray, but the is really important.

I asked my counter lady and she said "hot pink" blush over the foundation. I'm rocking it, and I'm inclined to agree... although initially I was certain that was the clowniest color I had ever seen. It doesn't work over a good tan tho.

I swear my puppy stares at me while I apply mascara like "da fuq is she doing?"

Preach. Yeah nature was not kind to me. (Actually, a terrible food system and neglectful parents provided a diet that caused PCOS, but that's a much longer systemic story.)

Bull shit

BOOM

I think you're aggrandizing the horror of their crime a bit here. (Criminal minds style) Machiavellian traits are here to stay with the human species, and if anything we should be wary of anyone who seems to have an unhealthy self-image-identification with a group rather than nuances of deeper thought. You're going to…

Some version of this happened to me 3 months ago, and I'm older/ more experienced. I definitely didn't feel like I did something wrong, but I definitely kind of thought "damn, that asshole got me."

How dare women have expectations????

I'm about to massively generalize here, very 30,000 foot view:

In terms of quality free time, men already do live longer than women. Women perform more household chores, care-taking, and additional duties in addition to their jobs. It's hard to get struck by lighting mopping the floors while keeping an eye on the kids. ;)

An alarming amount of people I've met seem to be unconcerned how their behavior affects their loved ones much less nameless faceless others far away. :(

I'm so sorry darling. Pity these people who are so in the grip of fear.

Yeah frankly I'm stunned. I'm currently introspecting why my go-to would be pills and wine.

Most projects/products/businesses carry a separate "Terrorism Coverage" charge that the majority of businesses do not opt in for. Terrorism-loss is quite different for normal loss so I honestly think the movie release delay was due to people in the insurance department being unclear whether or not Sony was covered in…

You are my hero.

I was always floored by the three guys who blatantly stated they preferred blondes on our first dates. Like... in all 22 of my photos I am brunette... whyyyyy did you ask me out? "Because I seemed so lovely otherwise"

Yeah. Good White Person must be similar to Nice Guy TM.