Never forget the rule of 34

If you have the patience, my SpeakUp is...up...my promise has been fulfilled.

Until you get beat up

Though sometimes that means if somebody wants to kick your ass, it won't take them long to find out information about me.

True: I have come to realize in life I make very big impressions on people. Everyone from school to Wal-Mart to even the bank will remember me just from one discussion with me.

Man I sure am sad Kirk does not remember me. Come on Kirk, Far Cry 2 forever!

Well as long as one person got a chuckle out of this I believe Luke did his job!

True, then again it is easy to be left behind!

GO KOTAKU!

Oh well it is better for everyone to know now than to never know...

Damn this is actually a very old photo Luke (But don't listen to me, I am only a reader who adores this site)

I...I am poorly confused...

Well I have never gone to Wikipedia to find out the finer details of the War of 1812

*Dovakhin used Meteor!*

Why would I claim that America won if Wikipedia (and I am assuming here) says we did not win?

If you used Wikipedia in this argument I am not talking to you anymore

Aaaaah I can't go that far into arguing something I only have so much knowledge on :3

Remember who won the War of 1812?

I shall state that we disconnected from you because we thought you was shitty for taxes...and now look what happen to us

Oh my god...it feels like 2005-2006 with satellite all over again...man I feel like a sad kid again...oh wait...