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Ow buddy I was not trying to be harsh (offers a band-aid). Capitalism, regardless of where you live, is inside all of us. If somebody can make a quick buck for little effort, you bet your ass they are going to take it. You might as well be pissed off at the Snuggie because it keeps people comfortable for a price, and…

"Damn Nature, You Scary!"

I like to compare this to playing with the friend. The only difference is money. What if I got my friend to do the body-guard thing for free? Is that cheating too?

They have a few strikes of lucky. I remember seeing one where Ezio get's a new "weapon" to deal with crowd control.

If you kept up to date with the DR series the Dead Rising 2: Off the Record has a unlimited time mode

I am only commenting because I love your photo...but that is it

Wait a minute, it appears a jackass has found himself onto the set...

Come on man, are you judging Skyrim because of one little niche in it? I mean hell you might as well never play a Mario or Zelda game ever again

I smell a flame war has occurred here *looks out into the horizon* Yep, sounds like the fury of a thousand geeks were here.

Noooo two dicks means you either have the greatest gift ever or more work to do at night...

Depends: Did you read all six books or did you just watch the movie?

I love pistols...

It is only Pistols that get the permit-free treatment

In Louisiana, you do not have to have a permit to own a pistol.

So you are for or against it?

You wouldn't download a bear?

Welcome to Kotaku funny man

Welp, time for the internet to explode. If you need me, I will be playing my contraband in my Regulated-free bunker which consists of protection, food, games, and porn...lots and lots of porn

You stood up to Luke Plunkett and survived? *Salutes the man* But in all seriousness if I recall I remember reading somewhere that it was the internet's quirk to always have different reactions to emotional situations.