This kind of offhand dismissal always confuses me. Can people really not understand a distinction more subtle than “Google bad at private! Either no never trust Google or yes always trust Google!”

Especially since the reward is likely to be nothing flashier than access to a Facebook page and, if you’re very lucky, a free bagel.

You must be really desperate to break into someone’s house to specifically find their notebook with logins and passwords and use it.

I think for the vast majority of us the odds of someone breaking into our house, finding a notebook filled with login information, and then using that information for nefarious ends is a lot lower than any one of hundreds of websites being hacked. Definitely better than most people who only use a couple of different…

Is she sure she didn’t go on the Pornera site and not Panera?

I rented a limo once with “tip included” clearly spelled out. At the end of the night the driver actually said something about not being tipped. I told him that a tip was already prepaid, to which he said that his boss tells that to customers but doesn’t actually give the drivers these tips. I slipped him some cash,…

Tipping is bullshit. It IS optional, and that’s the problem. Tips should be for outstanding service, for going above and beyond. They shouldn’t be how people make a living. The only fix is for fare wages to apply to all jobs, all positions, regardless of the tipping culture.

The real solution is requiring all job roles to be paid the actual minimum (preferably living) wage and not permitting substandard pay for server/bartender positions. The US is one of the few countries in the world (look it up) who have not abolished this practice. Food service companies thrive on the whole “if you…

And they’re making record profits!

This is what you call deceptive marketing. So tell me how Tesla has “broken the traditional dealership experience” again...?

I’ll hand it to them for finally getting under $40k, but the cheapest starting price on the website is still $38,990.

This is what happens when a company is run by a drug addict with untreated ADDHD.

This is what they should have done from the beginning.  Just be a niche car maker for wealthy people, stop pretending and overpromising to the rest of the plebs.

This is a class action lawsuit, if he wins, him and his fellow offended will get a coupon for one free soda with a purchase of Friday’s Signature whiskey glazed sliders. His attorney will get $750,000 for his legal work.

I don’t blame you. That sounds like a pretty fun thing to mess with her about, to be honest.

She thinks all chemicals are bad, because she has no idea what the fuck a chemical is. She thinks all chemicals are man-made. She asked me for a glass of water once and I told her I didn’t want to give her any chemicals. She was so confused. My wife has since told me to stop messing with her.

I have a couple points to make but first must state for the record I’m a vegetarian of about 17 years, moving toward vegan for ethical purposes only.

I’ve had both and (I’m using another reviewer’s term here) the BB was a mildly like cat food. That’s a bit harsh, because I would try a BB again, but the Impossible Burger was significantly more beef-like and tastier. After trying both, I would still eat either over a Boca if I was going for the closest to a real beef…

You really should try an Impossible Burger. I’ve had both, and Impossible was the only one that made me wonder whether the restaurant had served me a beef patty by mistake.

You can skip the Beyond Burger, its just more of the same bean paste. The Impossible Burgers I have had have been uncannily delicious though.