But if they all arrived at the same conclusion independently, that he was trash...and now that may well be the case? 

Pacifico? Or is that Central American ?

He missed a chance at the impossible...had his post fight tweet included a clip of someone throwing the margaritas in his face? He would have achieved a, “good tweet”.

I feel like it’s just as likely that he was trying to duck the monster hit coming in from his left as he was “targeting", tough to say.

It’s absolutely not a labor issue. You’re confused. They stand above and beyond even the rank and file of the other players, who are all independent entertainment contractors. The labor issues are the thousands of hourly workers on these teams, and at the arenas, and working for 3rd party vendors. But nobody finds…

He said she was acting nervous prior...what kind of white knight sucker are you?  Dumb enough to not realize she's set you up for a robbery? (I know it was blackmail, but any non-moron would be suspect of the lady friend, who isn't close in any meaningful way...I mean, come on dude!)

The telegraph has her photo...she’s fugly. I think the blackmail wasn’t as much about disruption to his family life, but rather damaging his future social life...he must be the ugliest professional athlete outside pro bowling. She is really something. Like, I just got done watching, “sorry to bother you”, and she's a…

L.O.L.P.H.I.N.S.

Or personality disorders, not all crazy people are sympathetic. Some are just assholes or psychopaths.

100%. But it’s not playing dumb to want to know the truth. It’s dumb from a pr standpoint, but nobody really gives a shit as long as there’s still plausible deniability...so it’s not really dumb. If he had kept his stupid face out of the spotlight, and just laid low (except on Sunday’s at work) he would be fine, pats…

Don't try to type black. It's not a good look on you. (My condolences if you are in fact black😳)

I was willing to let it play out in court, I was well aware of his mental health issues/probable personality disorder...but the texts were just indicating he doesn't take any of his problems seriously, and most pats fans like the idea of people making use of these second chances to improve themselves the team...he…

LOl...kraft is only on the hook for like, $150k.

Cheney 

He just proved that he doesn’t actually have to answer jack shit. I wouldn’t. They cut him, because they couldn’t get away with not doing it, but people are never under any kind of “obligation” to answer the questions of self important sportsball reporters. They don't matter to him.

U mean, “FAB” or rather, fab.

No. Think how much worse it would be to be chewed to death by luxurious weasel pelts!

Reckless endangerment isn't that big a leap. Throwing  sofas on toddlers from 10 stories up is pretty dang close to assaulting a woman.

But their assessment of him, having been around him in person...was ultimately correct. The company line being that AB needs to just be himself, and the raiders fucked it up? Is still hilariously wrong. Deadspin is great, but they have like, 4 or 5 editorial narratives that they will tell at all costs. These are…

Oh well...this is why he can't have nice things. I was hoping he would be a contributor to the patriots, but I think it's obvious they should probably turn the page on this but job.