No, you see, he FINALLY has a good excuse...

Hollow log has been making deadspin fun to read for longer than you've had hair on your genitalia. Go back to reading whatever it was that made you feel comforted for the last 5 or 6 years that the rest of us have enjoyed his contributions.

Most of this is absolutely right. But you think teams should go for it on 4th & 14...because the other team might score later on? That's fucking stupid, and the opposite of all the analytics shit you just went on and on about. 

Thank god they’re finally getting their Doo in the present!

That would be ok if she went with a criminal court. He could be suspended from indictment through the end of the trial, then either compensated for that if found innocent, or banned for life if guilty. 

That pretrial diversion was an admission of guilt wasn't it? Bad analogy.

Violence against women act, VOWA, has seen thousands of people working hard to address this exact problem. They’ve made big strides, and problems have been addressed. You laugh, but I suppose the only answer from your perspective, would be for all women accusers to just kill the accused? That would be ok albeit a bit…

Where do they fit on a scale of, “mob justice, vigilante justice, no justice, criminal justice, civil justice, social media justice, tv justice, divine justice.. etc”?

This article is proving that wrong. I get most of my sports news through this blog, and I don’t watch “pregame analysis”, because that’s dumber than watching commercials if you have the ability to fast foward through them. This perspective hasn’t changed anything, I still believe something needs to play out to…

Other than comparing him to Bret...which is not a very nice thing to say about someone's penis:-(

Really? So, you think the answer is to call them “half ni@@er, half breed, purple skinned vegetables”? You know that the hurt in that slur isn’t based on their Southern European heritage right? He was saying that they had dark (eggplant) skin because their grandmothers were raped by black moors from Africa. I don't…

Being from Colorado doesn’t make you healthy. That’s such an odd little fact to include in that comment. If you had said “West Virginia” after claiming to be very active, that wouldn't make you any less healthy...in fact, relative to your average neighbors? You are probably slower and fatter than if you had picked a…

When did he do to “journey man”, was it directly after “promising young rookie”, or did he win a bunch of Super Bowls somewhere in there?

So, I get that you hate the patriots, but the best QB playing right now? Is old enough to have gone to college with this placekicker who's ass you are kissing.  He may well fall off a cliff this year, but all he'd need to prove you wrong, in spectacular fashion, is like, not shave between now and Sunday. 

You're thinking of Cricketstan, not cricket stans.

You:cricket cricket cricket...

Lol...liar.

You're joking. USA sent scrubs...everyone else sent their best. When USA sends their best (with a single exception, Greece) they always win handily. It won't stay that way, but the players who will challenge USA dominance probably haven't been born yet.

Yeah, he is. 

You’ve got Blake in the top 15? Is this 2016? Quick, there's still time then!!! If we don't act now, and I mean right now! Before November of this year, 2016...Donald fucking Trump (yes, the reality tv goon) will be elected potus!!! You've got to get word to the people!!!