Other than comparing him to Bret...which is not a very nice thing to say about someone's penis:-(

Really? So, you think the answer is to call them “half ni@@er, half breed, purple skinned vegetables”? You know that the hurt in that slur isn’t based on their Southern European heritage right? He was saying that they had dark (eggplant) skin because their grandmothers were raped by black moors from Africa. I don't…

Being from Colorado doesn’t make you healthy. That’s such an odd little fact to include in that comment. If you had said “West Virginia” after claiming to be very active, that wouldn't make you any less healthy...in fact, relative to your average neighbors? You are probably slower and fatter than if you had picked a…

When did he do to “journey man”, was it directly after “promising young rookie”, or did he win a bunch of Super Bowls somewhere in there?

So, I get that you hate the patriots, but the best QB playing right now? Is old enough to have gone to college with this placekicker who's ass you are kissing.  He may well fall off a cliff this year, but all he'd need to prove you wrong, in spectacular fashion, is like, not shave between now and Sunday. 

You're thinking of Cricketstan, not cricket stans.

You:cricket cricket cricket...

Lol...liar.

You're joking. USA sent scrubs...everyone else sent their best. When USA sends their best (with a single exception, Greece) they always win handily. It won't stay that way, but the players who will challenge USA dominance probably haven't been born yet.

Yeah, he is. 

You’ve got Blake in the top 15? Is this 2016? Quick, there's still time then!!! If we don't act now, and I mean right now! Before November of this year, 2016...Donald fucking Trump (yes, the reality tv goon) will be elected potus!!! You've got to get word to the people!!!

Also, fortenight is dead...the kids are finally over that shit.

Are there other people with that sort of subscription number? Like, does ESPN, HBO, ABC, etc...do ANY of them have 100,000,000 subscribers?

I believe nazis and racists should go fuck themselves...that said, I also believe that people who say “free speech mooks” should also go fuck themselves.

100,000,000 subscribers large? Or 10,000,000 subscribers large? Seems relevant.

IM sure plenty of Nazis like star wars or hbo...I don’t watch fucking, “peideepie?” Whatever the fuck his children’s show is called...and to be clear, it’s a children’s show, just that some of the children have grown into socially awkward young adults and he still caters to them...but I don’t think there’s 100,000,000…

Rolls Royce.

What a corny mother fucker.

No it doesn't! It just makes them more hilarious and pathetic (until they drive a Uhaul van into a sorority party:-/)

Why do stores price things as “$X.99"? If you can understand that? You may be able to understand someone’s frustration with that particular wording. I’m not, like, upset by it...because I don’t fall for either weak attempts to influence and grab attention. I read every headline and article on deadspin that’s not…