Lol...you mean like every deadspin writer ever, about literally every front office?

Give it a minute...they're not there yet.

Don’t be stupid...they just fill their giant foam, “we’re number 1" fingers with bullet ants.

☝️🤔...😐🐔

Didn't he average 100+ yards per...last year?

Monty

See if you can arrange for it to take snaps for the Browns...should take care of the first bit, them it'll just be on you to snort it!

He started the fight dude...he's fucked. 

Looks like he instigated the fight man. They told him to fuck off. It’s not a sixers            event! It's a eagles game, and they aren't obligated to like basketball or want that guy, who wasn't their buddy or guest, at their little parking space bbq🤷‍♂️ If they started the physical altercation? I'd say, no excuse…

That one begins with a “u”.

Found the bitter pathetic steeler fan🤣🤣🤣

This is an Arby’s ma’am!

You could swap it for Barton fink...

God, I hope so...it's to late for Calvin Johnson...#freeJulio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!111!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!

I do. If he fails, it'll be a mental health crisis, not because belicheck is mean.

Closer to 100 catches...probably goin’ a little crazy with the 1,400 yrds as well...maybe 1,200🤷‍♂️

On deadspin? You’ll miss the games searching...and probably hurt your eyes.better go to the Pittsburgh SB Nation....or better yet? Barstool!

He’s fuckimg nuts! I suppose we’ll never know if they pulled shady shit or lied about things from when he signed with them...like, a month ago🤦‍♂️ But that performative nonsense was tough to watch.

But he's gone...now they're stuck with their starter🤷‍♂️🤣

The game was bad. What wasn't you favorite part? Tell us how to properly enjoy sniffing a fart while your at it.