...DAN!!!

This is sad and stupid than embarrassing...you're telling us, that it was at THAT moment, that you realized professional athletes are like, good at sports and stuff?🤣

It WAS, didn't axax get picked for spare parts in transfer?

Man C. and Liverpool are locks, not way either comes in 3rd in those groups...it’s gonna be AT LEAST 3, and it’s really Chelsea’s group to lose (lol...they SHOULD win, and only need to come in second...but, lol) and finally, tottham have now excuse to finish worse than 2nd in their group. So, I'll go with 4, but it'll…

As long as the infraction is on the scoring team? Fuck them, learn to play right and your goals will count...as long as VAR can retroactively apply the, “play on” ethos to unnoticed defensive penalties? Then the good goals will count, and players will adjust to following the rules...it's not harder to do so, the only…

Are you sure? I bet money  you could find multiple individuals at deadspin who simultaneously hold both dumb positions at the same time 

Meh...it SHOULD, but the nation in question is ‘murica! So, no.

This is so lame, I assume it was written for Hillary Clinton to read at a Super Bowl party she doesn't want to be at.

They should look at her...NEXT YEAR, after she learns to, you know...kick a ducking football. This (at this current time and circumstances) is a stupid publicity stunt. I wish her well, and would be super excited if her training bore some fruits, but she's shown NOTHING to be particularly hopeful just yet🤷‍♂️

Think of the thousands of rugby and Aussie rules football players who have more relevant experience, and equal or better leg strength/distance and accuracy. This is a stunt...but I would definitely be excited for her if and when she actually learns how to do this thing at a professional level. But there's nothing to…

Judging from the available video evidence, she’s an OK soccer ball kicker at best (every single European men’s soccer pro can kick farther ams with approximately equal accuracy) and she’s never shown anything like a realistic FG kick. She may well practice and train for a year or so, and become an average legged…

Yeah, that would be crazy if they ever let back up QBs hold for kicks...

He tried to murder someone in the middle of it. And he's already killed 3. Jokes a joke, but if you think he didn't need to be stopped for the community's safety? Your every bit as fucking stupid as those cops. 

Or deez...

...You DO however, need to walk the streets for money, and sell your body to the night. (Cause you too fugly for indoor prostitution)

Yeah, that’s a real up and coming AFC east! They’ll definitely become the Browns!

What in the world makes you say that? Literally every single WR, TE, and RB is more athletic than that ogre. He wasn't even particularly gifted in the coordination department for a QB. He's just a tall white guy. His only other options would be MLB pitcher, or MAYBE NHL defensive player...but that would require him to…

Jesus, just leave. Everyone else was having a good time. Go away if you aren't.

He can still do anything he wants...and shit on a golden toilet if he chooses. Fuck off with your concern trolling shame act.

No, let's point at laugh at the lunatic who thinks those things WEREN'T the tragedy.