That’s not how any of that works. “Lakes and roads” don’t magically freeze or thaw when the air temperature hits  32* Fahrenheit:-/ intuitively, the dude is right. Nobody asks “what is the current temperature of the surface of the lake...I’m really itchin’ to jig up some walleye!”

Jesus Christ. I know you want kinja to see you publicly “grieving”, but if you actually knew him or cared, you’d probably need more closure than “the search has been called off” before you started chiseling “rip” into his dam headstone. This rings so phony:-/

It’s been so long, and other teams have started from crap, and risen HIGHER than philly in this same basic time range, that “failure” isn’t even the point...it was a lot of “thinking outside the box” TED talk bullshit, that was no more effective than the placebo🤦‍♂️

The goalie didn't even contest half the goals🤦‍♂️ It was embarrassing to see the dancing and spinning 

Everything he said about the world looking down on their behavior was true. “Fuck that” is the perfect unironic response to that. Bravo.

A fucktomb

Motorcycles are pretty nifty ways to navigate traffic...dude could have put two in the back of his head and just sped away. Would have been no trouble to press the muzzle right up to the back of his head:-(

Ridiculous part,

Wow, sure is lucky that the most amazing thing in the world happened 13 times in 90 minutes 🤦‍♂️ She's showed 0% sportsmanship. You have zero class as well to defend her embarrassing actions.

Obviously this wasn’t either...otherwise the goalie might have attempted to save all the shots, rather than barely half. Thailand just did not belong in the World Cup, that was embarrassing to watch.

You don't play sports it seems. The 13th goal or the 9th...no need for cartwheels and dancing.

Doesn't apply to Rapinoe. And she was the absolute worst sport of the entire group...in fact, she was the only one who went over the line.

That would be fine for any of the 1st few goals...you are really not getting it. The problem was her pathetic poor sport behavior after the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th goals. And all the objectionable ones were from her. That Rapinoe woman...she was just the worst.

Obtuse dipshit. Keep fucking that straw man.

I'm sorry if you have a learning disability, as opposed to just being incredibly obtuse. The complaints addressed here are for the absurd celebrations, especially on the latter goals, outcome no longer in doubt, that's where the USA ladies really let their sportsmanship shine:-/

Definitely not! Score 20!! But tone down those sad celebrations...that was embarrassing:-/

Deadspin even wrote that article...but I think it was Chelsea or arsenal, and the semi-pros where Italian 🤷‍♂️ The blowout was absolutely fine. The last 8 or 9 celebrations were pathetic.

The dam goalkeeper didn't even contest half those shots. It was pathetic, and the celebrations, especially from Rapinoe, was classless and embarrassing. (After the first 4 or 5...)

My town has all your favorite museums... “cryptozoology” being the dumbest/best. We also have a real art museum...but that’s not as stupid.

It was mostly Rapinoe. And she was pathetic...especially after the 9th goal. That Thai team obviously doesn’t belong in the WC. Most other USA players celebrated respectably enough🤷‍♂️ It's fine to run up the score...especially with goals for, against and differential counting as tie breakers. But Meghan Rapinoe was…