You shoulda just killed him and stuffed his dead body in the boot!

...and don’t be yella’ about yer mustard.

If you “avoid the yolks”, then just buy egg whites. What are you doing with all those yolks? Making creme brûlée for the less fortunate? Or are you buying eggs just to dump half of it down the sink:-/

Are you sure about that? Top woman's sport is probably more in line with collegiate level men's, in most things we think of...track, basketball, etc. probably a bad analogy for hockey, wrestling or football...where high school may be a better comparison...but then if you look at things like tennis, swimming, and…

Women’s sport are supposed to Be just that tho. I’ve heard that the KKK often uses the words, “ the”, “is”, “you” and many others🙀🙀🙀 so they are clearly now off limits! Of course it’s not true,while they are separated... women’s sports are not the same. But it is fair to say they are equal, or at least can be...if…

Lol...there’s only 99 eligible numbers....that dipshit listed off quite a few of them. And the redskins suck. With a 53 man roster, and 5% of all possible numbers being retired by “tony from Long Island”, well...I guess we better hope Snyder never sells to a competent owner! (Cause they might get good players, feel…

That’s hilarious the way you said, “...blah blah blah, the law...but fuck the law, screw it...blah blah blah.”

NO MA’AM!

The logic that, “the Nasir victims don’t want a male dr anywhere near them” does not comport with this shitshow. He's a desk jockey. He isn't even a dr, so I don't think anyone has anything to worry about with his fitness to examine them...if he examines ANYONE that would be cause for concern, but whatever...don't let…

If we ever meet, exchange contact info, and them you text me a joke or some shit at 6:00am...I will fucking flay you living.

Wtf are you even saying? It’s not about them “holding Employers hostage”, it’s a simple calculation...financial punishment doled out to the financial head of the household will be felt all the way down the family. It's just a fact. Do what you will with that info🤷‍♂️

That’s very thoughtful of you...for a minute there, I was worried that you were another ham fisted, reactionary, shit for brains, moron. It's one of the biggest issues with DV and is addressed in tons of research from the VAWA legislation.

The browns are actually dogs.

You got your towns  jumbled up, but yes. (Shelbyville is better than Springfield in Simpsons universe)

You don't need to assign a gender to toughness or honesty...and it's almost weird that you A.) do, and B.) think they are bad qualities.

Lol...that isn't an embellishment. That's framing...like if a football player being held quickly shifts direction, so the holder is seen clearly gripping clothing/limbs. He flopped like a soccer player in these instances...absolutely! But get out of here with that whatabout bullshit.

Because he goes to the type of house parties that get shot up? I don't think he was at fault. He was a victim of a crime...that is by definition, undeserved...unjust. But my grandma had parties, and gunplay was very rare.

It seems dumb (guy...tm) but we still don’t know what he’s building there...deadspin is always gonna deadspin, and I enjoy it! But for all we know, he’s tanking and rebuilding, for all any of the armchair/Monday morning GMs here at deadspin/kinja know, it could be reborn in Vegas, and have big success in the near…

Some people are 3' tall, and weigh <100lbs...others are over 7' and 400lbs. You typed an awful lot of bullshit from your minds ass.  You say it's all diet and exercise? Tell that to peter Dinklage 🤦‍♂️

Also, why do we need to care about his emotional defects...I still love that moment when a big TD is caught on the Hail Mary...you don't lose a goddam thing! It only adds a new level of suspense and drama...a fleeting hope for the loser to feel, followed most of the time by the call you know you saw being formalized!…