Beast boy.

You taking him to the new movie? Teen titans go...

My cat shits in the shower waaaaayyyy to often:-/ my dog was just really great about asking to be let out...no plastic baggies, no leash...she’d just whine and scratch, then you’d open the door, she’d trot out to the woods bordering the back yard, and poop behind a tree, like she was bashful about it! Loved that good…

Love me a shandy! (Here’s a gross way to enjoy a summer shandy day...BBQ/ballgame/day at the beach...cheap crisp clean beer+ 8%lemon malt liquor. It’s surprisingly refreshing, but packs between 6%-8%apv! That or a sweet & sour fruit lambic.)

Love the highlife! I grew into adultishhood drinking $10 30 packs of dat highlife! Coors tastes like a stroke. Metallic artificial strawberries! 

Coors does regularly taste “off” like metal and artificial strawberries. I like all manner of mass and micro brews...but coors is just wrong. Not even from a snob perspective, I can drink bud/lite, miller, michelobe, pbr, I can’t imagine a setting where I’d like that weird off putting taste!

Durant???

He even explicitly says “NO MAYO ON MY FUCKING SUSHI”, what the fuck kind of mayo does that dipshit think drew is getting on his fucking spicy tuna dynamite rolls?!?!?  FFS🤦‍♂️

No, but there's probably eggs in the bread...which you would know if you actually had an allergy...they are giving you side eye cause you're a transparent fraud🤣

That's because buttermilk is basically fermented with bacteria...delicious bacteria!

But this is his “spirit thread”.

Egg is an emulsifier. You eat an immeasurable amount of it in other products, you’re just too ignorant of the processes to realize. Not all of them are “mayo”, lots of them are “ice cream”, or “basically every baked good ever".

Tonno al olio I think...but I do feel it still needs the emulsion of mayo/aoli to bring it all together🤷‍♂️ 

Very bad blog...they very much should have left out all OVERT references to “BDN”, and just left the dozen or so innuendos.... “subtle” would have been the way to go:-/

What position did julien Edelman play in college? It's not new...it's just new for deadspin to write about it. 

Lol...bears have been great at getting the ball to their special teams for a long time.

Mark “stink” schlerith (spelling?) was over 300lbs...now that he's out of football? He's like 180lbs. The workout and nutrition regiment can change...bodies are mailable.🤷‍♂️

I don't know those DTs from Job...but are they slightly undersized? Fast for their positions? Why is this such a surprise to you? Most star collegiate DLs are about the size of an NFL linebacker. I know less than you, probably...but that you don't even consider that, in that light, your assessment of NFL scouting…

Wait, you think someone pretending to be pretending is more interesting than a psychopath successfully working as an expert in their field...while being glowingly cited by the most popular media in America? I am just disappointed he didn’t get touted by Oprah dr oz and dr Phil first...then this article could have cut…

This is hilarious...a bunch of pigeon toed anorexics are trying to “run shame” you...