Eulogy?

Fake news! It’s, “literally”, 5 miles or so”...not a dozen. But, WOW, point taken😡😳

I do the same thing pitching wiffle ball with my kid!

Ding ding ding!!! You win the coveted, “didn’t read the article” award! Congrats!!

Wtf man? I hate the whole fucking family as much as the next sane person...but that picture looks pretty great. He does look a little stupid clinging on for dear life, but he's wearing camo for the hunting part...almost all hunters wear camouflage, even the orange shit...the deer can't see the orange.i like the crazy…

Classic tits!

$40000 is a real number, and it's probably the average wage in usa🤦‍♂️

That would be possible on an airplane, due to friction...not a car🤦‍♂️

There’s cheaper brands...San marzano are the best, but they don’t have to actually be grown there, the cultivar can be grown elsewhere with satisfactory results in the canned products, for 1/2 the price! (They say, “San marzano style" or something)

Basil

I believe that whole, san marzano tomatos are the best. I was not aware of the calcium compound, and am glad to learn that little tib bit! Personally, I believe that all the canners would obviously use “petite diced”, “stewed”, “chopped”, “purée” and “sauce”, as a convenient way to move damaged produce. If the tomato…

That’s a funny canned quote, but the PRACTICE of medicine is not exact science...well, it was under dr mengele...but that wasn't a good thing🙀

Old gawker I think

I’m having a difficult time accepting the way you phrased the bidet story, you set the stage by saying you, at the age of 3, had many friends. I don't think many 3 yr olds have lots of friends that they go and visit...definitely not the type of children who drink from the toilet and poop on the floor?

That and the cilantro have no business in that pot together...other than that, I could make a tasty ass pot of cheese sauce/dip with the rest of the ingredients! I think she just fucked up cookimg it...maybe left it on “High” heat setting of her instapot and then went out all day to commit other war crimes...it…

More likely, “quesochuthulu”

*loooooong, sloppy, tongue lapping, wet, gross kiss*

I’ve never felt More engaged through 60 minutes of football. Even the Atlanta/pats, greatest Super Bowl comeback of all time? First half was brutal as a pats fan, and rest of America was watching for the schedenfraud rather than the interesting sporting competition...this game had me on the edge of my seat till that…

The bears should see if they can hang on to that “triple doink” placekicjer of theirs...surely the most dominant man in the NFL (tied with Nathan peterman)🤣

Lol...tossing interceptions and missing FGs, truly dominating behavior 🤣