He's also an actual dr...and is laughing at your dumb assessment of his professional life. (I know anyone could lie about their career on kinja, but I've recognized him and a few other obvious drs, they just talk about medical shit to often over the years for it to be bullshit...like clarification on injuries in…

Are you really to dense to understand the impetus of the comment? He isn’t begrudging the player...he’s rightfully badmouthing the author for dishonestly correlating his rookie status with low pay. I am happy he is paid well, every pro athlete earns every penny (exempt that Albert hainsworth dude after he got his…

Thank you for sacrificing yourself for all the white bros to see...just how lame that insult is. I mean, I already knew it was a shitty thing to say to someone, but by reversing it, and giving it back to the whities? Now I see that it’s also a really really dumb and embarrassing thing to say🤣

You wouldn't see it for two reasons...the paramount one being, it didn't fucking happen:-/ but if it did, you wouldn't be able to see the beam, unless it was particularly dusty, and maybe not even then. You can't see many kinds of laser or any kind of microwaves.

That's better than being the micheal Jordan of growing a mustache of growing a mustache! (Heil his air-ness!)

He was supposed to wear the coach approved purple diamond shroud...and I think Nike has the footwear apparel deal...

Major Burn!

As I read halfway through this my first thought was, “it’s bait.” I even saw the thought process of, “it’s been accurate so far, so it must be real”, like...duh, if it was a trap, then they would be purposely releasing it at the time of their choosing! So if they wanted it to match up with the stratagems he's used so…

Meh...I love shandys. But not store bought, that shits 3.2%!!! I mix cheap light beer with “mikes harder lemonade” (which is actually 8%, so instead of watered down, they’re fortified to about 6.5%.) I also like “good” beer...and most of all, bourbon 🤷‍♂️

With men?

I doubt he'd do it for less than $25...

Definitely not the other way around! You nailed it.

I wouldn't know...I only ever read the articles 🤷‍♂️

You forgot a comma...

Dude, the argument is, “you came off like a raging dick”, no amount of acting like an even bigger dick is gonna change that. 

Idk man...if you’d spend weeks on a piece about trump “ending birthright citizenship”, I’d assume you’d read the Wikipedia page about it at some point🤷‍♂️

Nah, you just recognized that it's a bullshit and cherry picked statistic...one that means less about clay Thompsons greatness, and more about how he's just another piece in this  machine. Jordan, Wilt, Lebron...their teams actually needed them to play more than 30 minutes 🤷‍♂️

Again, I don’t need to read all 10,000 words you fire off to respond to the first dozen or so. Don’t try to blame me for your long winded bullshitimg. I am a pretty lazy reader of sports, pop culture and lifestyle blogs, the same gizmodo media here that you're so seriously responding to, this all started because you…

Obviously cfl, unless they can't arrange the passport stamp due to criminal record?

You and Donald trump are in lock step on this one.