Nevermind the obvious fact that, if that’s the AVERAGE, then the majority of their employees don’t make shit! Probably in the $10-$12 per hour range. That’s dishwasher or fast food worker pay.

No chance! Not that many people are blind, and the ones that are are likely to be with someone who can read...because most people don't eat alone. Even then, the server can always relay the menu info in the extremely unlikely event it becomes necessary. You can't exactly make your own Braille menu, so how much do you…

The context is covered in the explanation. I can't imagine how you missed them🤷‍♂️

I never watched golf on purpose before that moment...just happened to switch it on, and was thinking, “this is not normal, they’re going nutz! It’s like happy Gilmore up in here!”

Everyone is kind of right. It’s not that strange to see a shot like that miss, even though you don’t make it to the pros without the ability to bang those in 🤷‍♂️ It could have been a matter of his redirection being off by a millimeter or two, and that being the difference between putting it up where mamma don’t…

Your avatar is a possum??? Great synergy with the news cycle around here!

Watching TNF, and not yore right...jets units are bland as fuck:-( but the browns “color rush”? They’re freakin’ AWESOME! The browns are turds no matter what color sack you pile them into...but the dark brown (almost black...like maybe some blood in the stool?) with orange accents? Very nice!!!👍

You misspelled, “ass”.

How long did Polanski take off after raping that little girl? Or woody Allen? I think spacey will be productive sooner than later

This is the first I'm hearing about this...in relation to THIS specific instance. Collinsworth has a point.

When someone wants to make Ron Mexico pay for john wall? You really gotta ask yourself if you understand sarcasm 🤷‍♂️

Yeah...who where those “other swedes” again? One of them had the name of a MUCH more famous hockey player, but that's like, not even important.

Lol...that's not how that would work. If you and I are ever on an airplane, and it's going down...now, there's only one parachute, but don't worry! I'll just use it first, then I'll call 911 once I get down safely...and then 911 will send help for you! Perfect:-)

Sushi is often served as a single piece per plate...this story is probably google translated from German. The guy probably ate what many people would consider 10 plates...not “100".

Lol. Jaguars legit look like AFC team of the future, but you must know somehow, someway, you'll see the patriots in Massachusetts, in January, in the snow, and then you will cry yourself to sleep...unless Blake Bortles puts up 400yrds & 4 TDs🤷‍♂️

It was, but part of that intent was the killer instinct mentality that admittedly has been beaten into these guys. So, I understand why he did it, but I don't give a fuck about his excuses, he was wrong to do it, and deserves zero defense for the ejection 🤷‍♂️

Lol. Stop. The still shows him on his feet when the play ended.

He was 5 yards away, and on both feet when the play ended. It would have been easier on him to just launch himself over the top of newton...nobody would have smashed into each other, and he may have hit the ground a little harder, but no different than a receiver diving for a catch. Nobody's seeing what you're…

Lol...terrific question, not one that deadspin authors are qualified to answer tho, let's see what the commenters think?

It’s getting a little late to keep that up. He’s already been martyred. He should have been tested out by now, it’s not gonna happen mid season, with pig fucker potus just waiting on the toilet with his tweeter all fired up with a whole draft file of scorching spicy takes.