It's been 20 years since I read this. I still can't comprehend today,but the rage and sadness it inspires now is far greater today than it was as a young man/student.

Jesus fucking Christ...their rules are dumb as shit, but so are you if skin color is the only difference you can see. The others are wearing modern versions of the tradition “ladies tennis outfits”. Serena is wearing, “a catsuit that makes her feel like a superhero”. That is the difference you dipshit. They didn’t…

Well, you probably shouldn't put your finger in it, even if you could.

Yeah...but she’s probably gonna just wear whatever her sponsors figure out with prior approval from the French open...cause she wants both the ginormous sponsorship checks, as well as the huge tournament checks🤷‍♂️

Idk...the NFL probably shouldn't continue to retain players on their 10th,11th,100th...or 10,000th concussion. Those guys are being killed, and it is very forseeable that they will die due to brain injury complications. It's apparently also foreseeable that this dudes heart will explode on the court...in front of…

Lowers the rate for sure, but increasing the total number of crimes. Nobody is a victim of “the crime rate”, they are victims of individual crimes. And you can't really argue that. I don't support the racist bullshit, and believe that ultimately, our country is better of with diverse immigration...but don't fucking…

He’s not saying much, but it’s ironclad. The logic being, “crimes committed by people with full legal right to be in the country”=x and, “people who don’t have that right, and should NOT be in the country”=y. So, x+y=>x+0

Stfu...these highlights shouldn't be highlighted. This guys AWFUL 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Awful touch. That guy passes like shit.

He looks like a stocky jozey altidore...garbage touches, shit passes. That was awful.

Jesus Christ on a cracker...is that jozey altidore? Are you SURE that’s EPL???!?!!?! It looks like a DIII NAIA game:-/

See, the joke is actually about a little old lady doing a feat of athletics that many healthy younger people, can’t do. Of those people who can...most are make. Of the women who can? the vast majority do it underhand, with a softball. Now that it’s clear, perhaps you can have a hearty laugh...cause nothing helps humor…

Lol...you really thought of everything that could have been dangerous about that situation...except for, you know, the fucking lawnmower, with sharpened helicopter blades whirling around at about the exact place you're body was being dragged towards:-/

I love a lot of you guys (and gals) for your insightful and often hilarious sports and culture writing...that said, you are a sad collection of uncoordinated weaklings, and I think my (kind and empathetic) small child of a son would absolutely eat you all alive and take your lunch money.

What about that doggy lick bacteria? That's been having a weird run of fucking people up lately?!

West end market, little Italy by Case Western, lake front, sports, restaurants, theater, museums...I'm a snob about a bunch of things, but Cleveland is better than most American cities, large or small...obviously it's a big country, and a dozen or so cities are way better, but it's not bad.

Sterno? Well ladida...listen to ol’ moneybags! Those of use who weren't born with a silver spoon in our asses...we'd top off our gas station malt liquors with kerosene...it's a little cheaper than the diesel fuel (no transportation taxes) but with the same kick!

Where was school? Western VT, north eastern NY, or north eastern PA?

Works great with coffee. Gives hot brew the same subtle smoothness as cold brew.

A little salt improves the flavor of lots of things. From water to coffee...beer to tequila. Have you ever tried putting a little on your food? Works great there too!