16 teams. Not 49...why don't you count the freaking Maine red claws among basketball teams that haven't won the nba championship?

European soccer has 20 teams capable of competing for the continental champions every year. What the hell are you talking about? I don't even follow it closely, but I can name 40 good teams. Nba has one good team.

You just need to wipe better...try wet wipes 

Same way that the Yankees, Red Sox and dodgers haven't won the last 10 would series in a row?

Yes. So would giving all members of a championship team, a player option immediately.

“Acting erratically”...with a gun. That's not acceptable. I'm sorry for his problems, but don't begrudge anyone else's actions here. He's not so important, that anyone needs to risk being shot by him, in an effort to protect erratic guy with the gun. 

No. They woulda paid/threatened subasic to dive hard on the failed panaka 1st PK! Would have been the easiest thing in the world to let that go in🤷‍♂️

Balkan Steve Nash 

Seriously ...deadspin needs to investigate the Gatorade coolers of the Russian opponents!!! Poliniun? Nerve agents?? Put Margery on it!!! He's already suspicious 🤔

I let in a similar shot as a younger man...was called, “dick fingers” by teammates for a minute:-(

There was almost Zero spin...that's what it knuckled.

No it's not...it was an amazing reaction save, but it was a head redirect...probably only going 30mph or so...the knuckle ball, that sure, should have been saved...was going about 80mph for comparison. I don't really begrudge the Uruguayan keeper that boner too much, that was a hell of a dip it took!

Poached...it would only be sous vide, if some hero stuffed their douche canoes into a few trash bags before tossing them in.🤷‍♂️

You absolutely have to be full of shit! There's just no way tha....checks newspaper headlines for last 2 years, sees that trump is president, up is down, cats are dogs, etc...ok, wow! Wonders never cease!

Prolly that same mountain meadow they dressed up like injuns, and slaughtered the pioneers on their way to Oregon in?

(Wait till you see the back! “Make sucking young, flaccid, prepubescent cocks in the boys locker room shower great again!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”)

What about people with short phrases or plays on words for names? For example, “Stone Wall”, “Dan Knee”, “Max Power”?

Well, fuck trump, but “based on no reason whatsoever”? That just means you’re completely ignorant about the case. The only named plaintiffs/accusers, one is a convicted fraud felon, and the other  has been grinding an axe with the university over them dropping his athletic supply contract for years. They are piss poor…

This whole term paper was turned in to the class, as self imposed penance for being bad at google when writing the initial blog post:-/

The goalies do it all game, every game...but lol...good one. (Keepers get the fuck back on their feet/knees/whatever it takes, and make the save...they don’t roll around tryimg to generate a set piece, and hope the ball doesn't go in the net before they get the call🤦‍♂️)