To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

You can make it even more overdue by putting it in a mailbox and waiting a few weeks for the post office to get around to mailing it to us, yes.

Better Off Ted

I have literally never seen this before.. No oven I have ever owned had this feature. The bottom section has always been a storage drawer.. Weird...

Getting that tattooed on my BF’s penis, brb.

Hi Colin, I just wanted to thank you for BCO. My father-in-law passed away last Monday morning, and I spent all week making phone calls, driving people around, making arrangements, serving people, and sleeping on my living room floor. It was the week from hell. A few times each day, though, I was able to sneak away…

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

Seriously - I am old enough that when I was in high school Starbucks DID NOT EXIST. (Well, OK, there was the one original Starbucks in Seattle I guess but still.)

They find 85 kids that would love to play and get on with this voluntary endeavor.

Look, here’s the deal. It’s hard to get too excited about Idaho football. Coach Petrino is doing his best to attract attention to the team, and he used reporters as his tool. I don’t have anything interesting or funny to say. However, I’m part of a summer program designed to keep commenters off the streets and out of…

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

Too bad you didn’t make the gift a charitable donation. THAT would have taught the greedy bitch a lesson.

I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.

It’s crappy now, though. Except for my beloved Grover, that is.

I bet not even half of these guys even live under bridges.

What constitutes an adult? I consider anyone under 25 a teen.