If Modern Family’s Ariel Winter doesn’t play this girl in the Lifetime Movie version of this, i’m going to push someone off a bridge.

We used to jump off a working train trestle that crossed a lake, which was usually fine unless there was a train coming. Then after that was over, we’d go swim in the unseasonably warm water next to the power plant. Teens are dumb.

Oh boy Communion, that shit fucked me up as a kid (the movie, never read the book)

The best thing about this comment is that it's alive with humor

It’s been my experience that if you stay long enough in Poundtown, you end up in Dripping Springs 

I think Lemire’s Black Hammer books have a chance to stick around if he doesn’t burn out on them. They are more than just a pastiche of older hero comics, so maybe those?

One of those secondary air channels like MeTV or Antenna TV airs old Carson shows at 10ish every night, and i wish it was followed by Late Night with David Letterman.

I hope the early stuff from Late Night, like the trip to a Houston Bus Terminal and Andy reporting live and obviousley drunk from New Orleans Mardi Gras makes it up. I haven’t seen the second one since it airs, and i’m starting to think it’s just a fever dream.

Does the man ever find his Fairy Tale? I must know!

Is that Keanu Reeves, because it looks like a Keanu Reeves impersonator from in front of the Chinese Theater

You are giving me the impetus to finally watch these movies but I’m glad Earnest P. Worrell isn’t still alive to see what she must do with Slinky Dog

Maybe it’s Andy’s son staying in Andy’s old room at Grandma’s house. And is playing with Andy’s old stuff. A lot of Grandparents hold on to that stuff for that reason. Don’t know why the bedroom wouldn’t at least have some things up from Highschool Andy though.

Im intrigued, what's that story

The flat stick Jolly Ranchers are the best Jolly Ranchers

Stomping cans is one of life’s small pleasures. I’m not going to stop doing it.

“For your accent work, i’d like you to watch this movie, Natalie”

I’m surprised that they haven’t stumbled into a daycare full of zombie babies like something out of It’s Alive

It was in a ziplock bag, inside a garbage bag, inside a log under that big pinetree

That’s what i thought it had to be. Those makeup shots looked too grainy to be in a real trailer

This is completely offtopic, but is this trailer for the Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie for real? I would have thought i would have seen this somewhere like here before a friends Facebook page.