One of these leagues needs to have a team named the Albuquerque Left Turns

But, you still don’t want to be there past 7 pm

Its a fake

Interesting, I wonder if being a part of the minority party is a factor in that. I see way more Democratic garb where I live than Republican (though there is a nut I see during my commute who has his pickup truck plastered with homemade signs about Hillary during the election or now AOC and Pelosi).

i have never seen a MAGA hat in the wild and i live in the South in a deeply conservative state (though i do live in the Blue Dot, or did until i had to move to the ‘burbs). I can’t imagine that this is a huge issue. Unless you live in DC or something where it makes sense for folks to wear more political garb, how…

I think that most of these things aren’t covered by insurance so it’s probably expensive to have these procedured done.

Who ever did the sound design for that horn extraction should get an Emmy for Most Stomach Turning Sound Effects.

It’s written in the voice of Kenny Bania?

Right! Does this Steve not have cups in his house. Why is he busting out bottled water at home. Those are for road trips.

Who is the Jerry that Fuck Jerry is talking about? that’s what i want to know.

You’re doing the Lords work, Kevin Pang.

It might be what put him out of the game for so long

Kate walked right into that one

If you see your dip start oilin’ up then take it to your friends

So now you all in the Takeout Test Kitchen are going to have to reconstruct that “Queso” and give us all a verdict on it.

This would make an excellent Elseworld book, and I would gladly read it.

There’s nothing so savage as a man destroying himself

I do want to see Jimmy Olsen as a giant turtle 

If these cars don’t live in a giant tire they have missed a serious trick

5 guys is superior in every way to Whataburger as far as the food goes.