So now you all in the Takeout Test Kitchen are going to have to reconstruct that “Queso” and give us all a verdict on it.

This would make an excellent Elseworld book, and I would gladly read it.

There’s nothing so savage as a man destroying himself

I do want to see Jimmy Olsen as a giant turtle 

If these cars don’t live in a giant tire they have missed a serious trick

Biggest takeaway: I’ve been pronouncing Kinja wrong this whole time.

5 guys is superior in every way to Whataburger as far as the food goes.

It’s basically Burger King with better fries and spicy Ketchup

There was a whole series of them in the 80s.

“The organic things—Italo-Semitico-Mongoloid—inhabiting that awful cesspool could not by any stretch of the imagination be call’d human.”

Thats because it's only half a good movie.  Once they set off in that Winnebago it's all down hill.

Since i very rarely venture into a McDonalds, my memories of the interior are pretty much stuck in my childhood (where moving up to the Quarter Pounder from a regular hamburger was a big deal). In those memories you couldn’t see the kitchen because it was obscured by the giant heatlamp slide the kitchen put the food…

That’s where he’s got the Hamburgler imprisoned.

What happened to Bjorn and Torvi’s kids? Are they with her in England? Are they back in Kattegat (that seems unwise)?

Chuck E Cheese (or Show-Biz Pizza where i lived) probably did the yeoman’s work of killing Fast Food Birthday parties.

This made me google vintage McDonalds partys:

I’m not sure you can be more aggressively marketed toward than kids in the 80s where every cartoon was a toy commercial and every Mickey Ds commercial had characters for every item they offered. That’s even not counting things like Cereal and toys.

What the shit? Does some Donald Trump comment have to find a way to weasel into everything? Comments like these make baby Jesus cry. And a crying Baby Jesus makes your King Cake all soggy. And no-one wants a soggy King Cake.

nah, the Costco streaming box will have a card reader where you have to insert your membership card in order to use it

When i was a kid in elementary school, i remember kids having birthday parties at McDonalds. It was a legitimate place to have a kids party, several of my classmates had them there. Also Burger King, where you got a sweet cardboard crown. Does anyone else remember this?