This premise is pretty spot on. My friend group made a guy stay in the bathroom for almost a whole game because our team scored while he was in there, and then when he came out something bad happened. And then when we forced him back in the room, something good happened again. So i know this stuff works.

Those are some real salt of the earth people 

Id move her to CNBC for real

To me, that was the line of the night

For real. How is this not little cheesecakes like Cookie Crisp is little cookies.

I was in fourth or fifth grade a decade after its release

It’s going to be a long cold winter before people stop misinterpreting things as Misappropriation.

I really hope it's not. I really enjoyed it, even if it somehow lost a little bit of the edge the YouTube version had.

Now i want to know what the black stuff is on that hot dog. It’s almost purple it’s so dark.

What’s with the grass or whatever on this hotdog though. I’ll give you the Mac ‘n Cheese dog, but what’s up with the Les Miles dog here?

Tab is the greatest thing ever, and i’m going to drink it and talk about it forever.

I think whoever was in that helecopter, dropped a new phone, maybe?

I feel provolone would be a better cheese in the wrap, but they really should not charge you more to swap out cheeses. Unless, these wraps are all pre-made in the morning, and the cook has to make one for you from scratch. Then maybe, but not more that $1.

This area is also great for shaping hamburger patties

Are you trying to tell me that Macaroni is not a vegetable? What’s next, is Banana Pudding not a vegetable either?

Nah, the Clerks cartoon clipshow was the best, because it was episode 2 and only referred back to episode 1

I guess that all that cheese on top keeps your face from getting covered in that “chili”, but to me the key to a good chili cheese dog is putting the cheese between the hotdog and the bun so it gets good and melty

If i’m Avril Lavigne and I find out i have Lyme Disease, i’m not calling a Real Housewife, I’m finding Irene from Real World Seattle.

I just watched an episode of Andy Griffith the other day where the moral of the story was “spank your child”.

You know how you guys used to do split reviews of The Goldbergs and The Middle? I’d like you guys to do that with the rest of the wednesday ABC Sitcoms. Goldbergs/American Housewife. As long as you guys are still doing Modern Family for some reason.