Id move her to CNBC for real

To me, that was the line of the night

For real. How is this not little cheesecakes like Cookie Crisp is little cookies.

I was in fourth or fifth grade a decade after its release

Lucky Dog water and human remains. Two great tastes, that taste great together.

It’s going to be a long cold winter before people stop misinterpreting things as Misappropriation.

That’s the Six Flags over Georgia of my youth.

This Night of the Comet remake better an empty shopping mall montage, or i’m not watching it.

I really hope it's not. I really enjoyed it, even if it somehow lost a little bit of the edge the YouTube version had.

Now i want to know what the black stuff is on that hot dog. It’s almost purple it’s so dark.

What’s with the grass or whatever on this hotdog though. I’ll give you the Mac ‘n Cheese dog, but what’s up with the Les Miles dog here?

Tab is the greatest thing ever, and i’m going to drink it and talk about it forever.

I think whoever was in that helecopter, dropped a new phone, maybe?

I feel provolone would be a better cheese in the wrap, but they really should not charge you more to swap out cheeses. Unless, these wraps are all pre-made in the morning, and the cook has to make one for you from scratch. Then maybe, but not more that $1.

This area is also great for shaping hamburger patties

Are you trying to tell me that Macaroni is not a vegetable? What’s next, is Banana Pudding not a vegetable either?

Nah, the Clerks cartoon clipshow was the best, because it was episode 2 and only referred back to episode 1

I guess that all that cheese on top keeps your face from getting covered in that “chili”, but to me the key to a good chili cheese dog is putting the cheese between the hotdog and the bun so it gets good and melty

If i’m Avril Lavigne and I find out i have Lyme Disease, i’m not calling a Real Housewife, I’m finding Irene from Real World Seattle.

And a record at that. the record player was way dead by the 90s. It wouldn’t make its comeback for another 15 years or so.