I feel like maybe the first month of football season is not the right pick for Sober Month, but you do you.

Good Lord, i must have missed that one. Now i’m off to search this out instead of work!

What were those? Basically turtles?

Yeah i used to Sprite my skittles by eating a lemon and lime together. Now that little citrus treat is ruined forever

Yeah, how are we to have a discussion of Old People Candy™ and not list the hard candies that live in a candy dish so long that they meld into a singular mound of sugar.

I have, and it looks like good fun, even with his terrible costume.

It’s clearly the Rock and his child raping robot.

I don’t know anything about Reed Morano other than Handmaid’s Tale and the trailer for I Think We’re Alone Now, both of which look pretty damn dark. Has she done anything optimistic? I’m worried DC is going to make the same mistake with Supergirl that they did with the other DCU movies (excluding WW) and make it too da…

Man did I love my Queue. Rearranging it so that a new release would arrive with whatever weird movie I put on there years prior. 

Plus those libraries have all those creepy ghosts in them. I saw a documentary it one time, so i know for sure it’s true.

I’ve always wondered why publishers didn’t treat e-books like paperbacks and release them at the the same time as the softcovers. It seems like that would “protect” the hardcover release, if that’s what they are worried about.

I’m trying to imagine the local Southern Baptists doing this, and trying to figure out how could they ever drink and not be seen by the other parishioners?

When i was but a young man, i once drank a bottle of Green Label Evan on the bus ride from school to a football game about an hour away. My date that day didn’t want to drink it with me (she made a good choice). So anyway, I promptly passed out in the stands and then threw up all over my shoes.

So Chicago has 2 MLB teams and a minor league team? That seems excessive. Unless this is for like Chicago Idaho or something, then nevermind.

Meep Meep

Somehow I find that worse than my guess of fried haggis

You're going to get worms!

So he's back just in time for power house Tulane. Good luck against those titans Buckeyes!

He was dunking on Carrot Top. CTS just happened to be in the way

If that’s how you want it, fine, but from now on I shall not lay my cloak before you on the sidewalk. You may trod thru that muddy puddle on your own getting your dainty footwear all mucky in the process.