Yeah, how are we to have a discussion of Old People Candy™ and not list the hard candies that live in a candy dish so long that they meld into a singular mound of sugar.

Man did I love my Queue. Rearranging it so that a new release would arrive with whatever weird movie I put on there years prior. 

I’m trying to imagine the local Southern Baptists doing this, and trying to figure out how could they ever drink and not be seen by the other parishioners?

When i was but a young man, i once drank a bottle of Green Label Evan on the bus ride from school to a football game about an hour away. My date that day didn’t want to drink it with me (she made a good choice). So anyway, I promptly passed out in the stands and then threw up all over my shoes.

So Chicago has 2 MLB teams and a minor league team? That seems excessive. Unless this is for like Chicago Idaho or something, then nevermind.

Meep Meep

Somehow I find that worse than my guess of fried haggis

You're going to get worms!

So he's back just in time for power house Tulane. Good luck against those titans Buckeyes!

He was dunking on Carrot Top. CTS just happened to be in the way

If that’s how you want it, fine, but from now on I shall not lay my cloak before you on the sidewalk. You may trod thru that muddy puddle on your own getting your dainty footwear all mucky in the process.

This is the best Aztek

i had forgotten that, it’s been so long since i read those comics.

Ok, but what if I just sit it on the table with my food? That’s still okay right? To have my dogs mangy poophole on the outside table where other people are going to eat?

Nobody knew who he was back then either. It was before Grant Morrison’s popularity blew up with the JLA

That is some pretty art. That doublepage spread with the Star punch looks good.

Only sometimes, well, most times actually. 

This show should be called Redneck Riviera. Because no-one down there uses the word shore

The delivery guy? Taylor Negron

Well, I was going to comment that this time he’s getting revenge against the snow that killed his wife.