Do you know a person who likes to hear themselves talk as much as that guy?

This sounds really retro to me, when I was but a wee lad, there were trading cards for all sorts of things. I know I had some for Jaws 2 and the Hulk TV show.

Carolla, paging Adam Carolla

That probably has to do with the transition to College Prep curriculum where they assume that every kid should go to college instead of funneling some to college and some to the trades.

Shit, just How to Balance a Checkbook would be a step up

I don’t know why she Singled Out this guy. This is just Talking Bad about someone.

I wish DC would just forget that horrible story and leave it in the dustbin of history. That comic got Max Lord’s character so wrong, yet it has colored everything that came after it.

Does this mean that Wonder Woman is also driving a sweet mid-80s Mustang?

I know I’m in the minority, but the soggy floppy chips at the bottom of nachos are my favorites

I dont know why I feel like my You Cant Do That on Television reference went over folks heads...

Nah. On pure hotdogs Nu-Way is better. They don’t have anything that can hold a candle to the Varsity’s Frosty Orange though.

Why would anyone want this? I don’t know.

I love how regional hotdogs are. Every place I’ve ever lived does them differently. But for the record, the best Chili Dogs in the US of A come from NuWay Weiners in Macon, Ga. Little red wieners covered in onions, mustard and a meaty chili sauce.

Kevin, what would you put in the egg roll to go with your tangy sauce there?

They’ve got a lot of work to do with Nick’s girlfriend who’s suddenly back on the show and whose name i don’t remember for me to care about her. Alicia, i can handle right now. Also, I don’t believe Madison is dead until i see her rambling corpse on the screen.

I have never had egg salad. In fact, i’m not even entirely sure what it is.

I just wish they would segregate them onto their own channel so that when all i want is a comedic film, i don’t have to wade thru a thousand stand up specials.

I thought these things were cut up in store from old fruit. Haha. I’m dumb.

I don’t really, this one looks pretty good though, it’s got all the right stuff in it:

I think you could do some sort of smoked chicken eggroll but mostly because I’m always looking for a new delivery system for White Barbeque Sauce.