I dont know why I feel like my You Cant Do That on Television reference went over folks heads...

Nah. On pure hotdogs Nu-Way is better. They don’t have anything that can hold a candle to the Varsity’s Frosty Orange though.

Why would anyone want this? I don’t know.

I love how regional hotdogs are. Every place I’ve ever lived does them differently. But for the record, the best Chili Dogs in the US of A come from NuWay Weiners in Macon, Ga. Little red wieners covered in onions, mustard and a meaty chili sauce.

Kevin, what would you put in the egg roll to go with your tangy sauce there?

I have never had egg salad. In fact, i’m not even entirely sure what it is.

I just wish they would segregate them onto their own channel so that when all i want is a comedic film, i don’t have to wade thru a thousand stand up specials.

I thought these things were cut up in store from old fruit. Haha. I’m dumb.

I don’t really, this one looks pretty good though, it’s got all the right stuff in it:

I think you could do some sort of smoked chicken eggroll but mostly because I’m always looking for a new delivery system for White Barbeque Sauce.

I’ve got zero interest in mediocre burgers cooked by IHoP/b.

Yes, I think so. It’s typical sitcom in that that way.

Was Ghosted canceled and Fox is just burning off the remaining episodes, or did it somehow get renewed?

And here I thought this was going to be about David from Real World 2. Now I’m all like:

The floppy bacon that is found in baked beans might be my favorite bacon.

Damn Jon. At least we’ll always have “True Story!”

I remember him guesting on the John Larroquette show

I like my apples cold though

It’s still EYE-talian Dressing though, right?

A kid needs to learn how to try new and “scary” foods. Sushi is a a great way to broaden their horizons because they will often have a vegetarian option or something with fried shrimp in it. That doesn’t mean that you can let your kid run wild, but don’t restrict kids and their parents to vats of mac and cheese and…