I say, one of those fancy industrial vending machines that can hold all sorts of weird shit. If it can sell a factory worker a nailgun, it can sell a stadium dude a can of Deep Woods Off.

This is the only way to butter corn. It ruins the butter for other applications, but that’s the price you must pay for delicious buttery silver queen (with a dash of Old Bay on top).

I think it’s got to be this fantastic McDonald’s jingle.

The trailer may have primed the pump, but that article really sent the waterworks gushing

17 seconds until the feels.

Honestly, I had completely forgotten there was even a character named Clark

I like this show a lot, but the one thing I don’t like about it is the way it has thrown away Amy’s marriage.

The diarrhea was from your Just Coffee.coop coffee.

2 Excedrin, a Coke and then sit in the shower for 30 minutes to rehydrate. Then a chicken egg and cheese biscuit from Chick fil a

but not the 96 edition

That ‘finger Prince” line slipped right by me as a kid.

So that didn’t seem like “prime” Rick and Morty, i wonder which part of the Multiverse these two come from

I haven’t seen it in years, but i don’t remember it being a particularly good film, just weird as hell.

Do y’all remember that weirdo movie he did called The Gift. It was in heavy rotation when I was in college.

My drug use never had any professional repercussions...

what’s the basis for this slightly irrational devotion some workers have to protecting the company’s bottom line in situations like this?

Yeah, how about something about the Religion Wars in France. I’m reading Ken Follette’s newest doorstop right now, and it takes place during that time, and i’m finding it fascinating.

Those were the days that they aired Missing in Action

I’m not sure if Iron Eagle originated the Up-Nostril Cockpit shot, but damn if they didn’t perfect it.

Did he though, or did he just go out for some awesome stranglin’