Here’s my wing sauce “recipe”. Butter, Franks, a package of the dry Zesty Italian Dressing seasoning stuff that’s collecting dust on the top shelf of the dressing aisle in the grocery store.

Like some of your coworkers I have never had Tuna Casserole, and I’m an old was man.

I don’t think they speak to each other for some reason. And it seems like Julia maybe raised his daughter or something, I can’t remember and i’m too lazy to look it up.

Having worked in a few kitchens in my past, you’d have to be a read jerk to get something done to your food. Like send back the same thing multiple multiple times and even then probably not. Most of the time its too busy back there to bother with that sort of shenanigans.

A friend of mine gave me a jar of what he calls Tabasco Innards (essentially it’s the dried out slurry that’s left in the barrel after all the liquid has been drained out.) that i have been looking to fo something with. Maybe I’ll add a pinch to this and see how it goes.

Gross.

I use a bar of gold Dial soap that i lather up real good in my hands and then scrub my face with said hands. rinse.

I wonder if it was Child Porn child porn, or just some underage girls sending him selfies?

Supposedly, Corolla is writing for the Oscars again, so i guess it’s okay. I’d bet he’s better friends with Cousin Sal though.

I think that Norman Fell had it written into his contract that if The Ropers got cancelled he could return to Threes Company, but by the time the show was actually cancelled Don Knots was comfortably in he role, and the producers reneged on the agreement.

I’m not sure how I missed that BodyCount was making new music. Seems like someone would have let me know that Bodycount was in the house. (Bodycount)

That’s because you were tthe one driving

Man, 500 Hats. That used to be my favorite when i was a kid, and no-one else seems to remember it. If they are going to do this thing, then i want part of the VOOM section to be like a 1950s dish detergent commercial.

I’m not going to look for it, but you just know that in some dark corner of the web there is a video of a guy dressed up like Ronald McDonald just railing someone dressed up like Wendy.

Honestly, any break i can get from Paw Patrol, i’m happy to have.

 But Martin Shorts voice was pretty much made for it

Having this very evening read both Cat in the Hat books to my kids, I have come to the conclusion that the Cat character is the Devil, and Thing 1 and Thing 2 (and the little cats in his hat) are his demons.

The video was weirdly staged and the delivery was wooden

I could never stay mad at you giant sandwich