Kinja?

“Caught on”? Really, grandpa? You make it seem like the “Episode IV” nomenclature is A) recent or B) fan-made, neither of which are true. It was called “Star Wars” for four years. Four. Then, for the next 35 years (and counting), it has officially been labeled Episode IV, because it is, in fact, the fourth chapter of…

/eyeroll of epic mega proportions

Why is that annoying? It makes way more sense than Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Star Wars, Episode 5, and Episode 6.

That was predestined as soon as they decided to make Empire episode 5, which is probably a decision that was made in like 1978. The film itself was renumbered episode 4 in 1981, a mere four years after its release. It’s time to let that one go.

I thought it was called Machete order because you use a machete to hack Episode 1 to pieces.

Well, a few Ben Carson books are on sale.

Well, a few Ben Carson books are on sale.

Nah. That ain’t so. What about all right? Or rocket ship? Or cold turkey? Or brain surgeon? Or lake effect? Or word processor? Or light box? Or turn in? Or let up? Or put down? Or take out?

I thought that emoji was laughing so hard you cried, which I don’t equate with tears of joy. Do we really need a Daniel Webster of emoji?

Taken together the first six movies follow the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. That’s the main theme of the entire saga.

maybe because if it was an RV they’d know he was living in there but this way it just seems like a box truck. I’m just guessing though

That was my first thought... Okay, I get it. Rent is ridiculous as an economical concept. If I were single and living somewhere like the Bay Area, I would at least consider his line of reasoning. But why didn’t he just buy a cheap RV? They have small kitchens, and many have toilets and showers. You can find some for…

The $10,000 that the box truck cost could get him into a nice RV complete with toilet, shower, and kitchen. Seems like he’s just going this route for notoriety unless I’m missing something.

Maybe they were supposed to be called Die fighters?

It’s still not a monoploy. You can buy PC games in from other places and GOG is a thing as well. They hold a large market share, yes. But it’s not a monopoly. They don’t hold the PC market to themselves only.

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

And those god-awful 'assumptions' for body fat % based off of waist size alone. I stopped reading there and headed straight for the comments.

He made his day's wage picking out the worst of the worst in an incredibly reactionary and racist artist who's did some influential work over 20 years ago. And just to make it a challenge he only allowed himself 2 from Holy Terror. Money well earned.

Are you kidding? I got paid to make fun of Frank Miller. My job is AWESOME.

The entire rest of the internet.