My ‘15 LEAF has me feeling pretty good (dare I say even a bit smug?) about this latest hike, like it did with the shortages not too long ago as well.

People can call me crazy and I need to put on my foil hat. But here is a theory I have been formulating for a few days that I honestly am starting to believe is true.

You have what’s called in MB terminology a “failure to operate.”

“Daddy, where do baby airplanes come from?”

The beezyforex will sell well if they price it within reach of RAV4 buyers. It's kinda sad that their expectations seem low but with all the money they dump into hydrogen it kinda makes sense they don't want to be the HD dvd of the car world. 

I am more worried about what seems like Putin losing his marbles, making unveiled threats of nuclear conflict. The last thing we need right now is an unstable leader with keys to 6000 ICMBs. I hope we come out of this thing without someone lobbing a few nuclear missiles. Where I live in the US is most certainly a…

Man... for two years I slaved away in frontline healthcare during a pandemic. I was always appreciated in ways that couldn't be expressed in money. Now I sell 3k$ fire pit installations to rich assholes. I hate that our entire economy is leaving a third of our people behind, but you gotta get paid.

This place has become the equivalent of checking the refrigerator every 10 minutes in hope of finding something good. Were it not for Rob and Mercedes there’d be no reason to keep doing that and I,for one, hope those two find their way to The Autopians so all the good writers can be found in one basket

Hands down. I sort of hope TheAutopian snipes her.

This was a slightly better take than the one he deleted after eating shit all over the internet last week

Because the site is in excellent shape, because we have a great staff who are more than capable of maintaining Jalopnik’s place at the top of its competitive set and growing it from there, we were all able to send them off without concern for the site’s future.

Por Que?

I mean, this is the simplest thing to adress though. It’s a pre-ish smog V8. You could probably use any modern FWD V8 transaxle in there as well.

“It’s like those lame infographics you see on Instagram comparing the Tesla Roadster to a Bugatti Veyron. One of these things exists, and does what it says on the tin, the other is a rich dude’s fever dream.”

It wasn’t about vaccine mandates. It was organized by white supremacists trying to overthrow a legitimately elected government.

“The People’s Convoy”?

I’m sure the techs don’t want to ban OTA but the dealership owners do. Because an update means the opportunity to sell other things. It’s the same reason they have oil change specials. Nobody makes money on that. But they want to try to sell them on fixing something else. Oh, I see you need new tires... here is a…

For my next trick I shall stretch out a Smart Fortwo into a Smart Foreight!

It’s a 63, there are what, maybe 9 things that need wiring up? Rip all the spaghetti out and start again.