Oh, I WISH I had a bed of nails! Back on my time we had to sit on ONE rusty nail, and the doors were linked to our livers, so if we tried to open the window, we would need a transplant. That we would have to sell a kidney to afford. And those were connected to the power steering, as was the stile at the time. Now, to…

By “bed of nails,” I mean hypodermic needles filled with cyanide. We were fortunate that only 12 of my siblings succumbed to them.

this is an incredibly stupid response.  you should slither back to breitbart, the Daily Stormtrooper, or whatever other deplorable shithole you crawled out of.

Dude, they fucking killed him and then lied about it.

Yours is the most sane and reasonable take. Ford is, i am sure, aware of this as well. Tons of dudes who work in an office and live in the burbs and have never towed a fucking thing in their life all drive trucks. This E F150 will fit in perfectly w/that crowd. 

Already done : The real name of the Matrix was “Corolla Matrix”...

Basically this. I’ve seen loads of F-250s towing horse trailers and boats, but most F150s I see are pulling uhauls, jet skies, and trailers, and are likely going 50 miles or less, round trip

I’ve been re-watching Breaking Bad, and the Tercel All-Trac was basically a CUV back in “the day.”

And regenerative braking? IANAE, so hell if I know if any of this is feasible.

I can only read three comments (and Mr. Tracy’s replies.) Maybe replacing the IT team with a single ornery badger wasn’t the best choice.

Based on my memory of AMC engines (which may be a bit fuzzy), and kinda assuming that oil flow is similar to other engines of that style...

“Louisiana State Police called the officers’ action ‘awful but lawful.’”

Holy shit, lol!  I posted my comment, came back, and didn’t see it, so I rewrote it once

Kinja gonna Kinja

“Ford is not worried,” nor should they be.

For a split second I thought this might be a good way to reduce brutality. “Unnecessary roughness comes with a get out of jail card for the perp, so keep it in check.” But than it dawned on me that would just be a way for the bad cops to set you up for repeated beatings. “Ah, shit, we ‘accidentally’ beat him up…

*remembers that David’s engineering job at Jeep was cooling systems*

Baby’s in Reno with the Vitamin D; got a couple of couches, asleep on the love-seat.

Is it really a bummer though? Does anyone think the 1.5 L 3-cylinder B38 is so great and worthy of saving?

sir, take my star.