People really think Alzheimer’s jokes are funny or clever? Ugh.

Felix Hernandez is toast. The Ms should trade him to my team for salary relief, an elderly reliever and a bucket of balls.

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

Say nothing, unless specificaly asked.

UNCW is the real deal. I saw them wear down Hofstra until the Pride finally collapsed in OT in the conference final. Ponder and Ingram are great players.

Eh, late to the party again, Bill. I was telling my friend, The Slush, just last month during out weekly poker game about the KD-to-Boston rumors that I made up on the spot.

Nope, those are his readers.

Stair daggers would encourage more elevator use.

I take the elevator if I have to fart because I am a bad person.

Technically if we’re using Bill Belichick in this analogy we would have to say that he swipes your queen and rooks while you’re on a bathroom break and then Roger Goodell stomps on the security tapes that prove he did it.

I had Chip down for Connect Four...

Well, as far as Reid being this supposedly terrible coach...

I’m not sure I take the meaning of your post. Are you saying we didn’t appreciate Reid and McNabb enough for their accomplishments of coming up short of their goal every season for a decade? Or are you saying we were justified in wanting the frequent refrain of “zero rings” to cease? Or, third option, Philly fans just…

Wow, it’s almost as if Philly fans should have appreciated Reid and McNabb when they were leading the Eagles during to 4 straight NFC title games, and the best era in team history.

50 cent looks to be confused about the whole situation.

Still not the most disgusting football shaped thing on this site this year.

Shall we repeat it slowly? For GSW, winning to a shit team like the Sixers is like a loss.

Take a nap, Cap