Why isn't there a separate site called Fkthe6erSpin.com yet? I'll admit, there's those who actively believe Sam Hinkie is the Anti-Christ and others who think he's the second coming.

Believe it or not, there are a lot in the middle, who, are happy that we're not paradoxically stuck getting the 8th seed, drafting an…

"This latest mess has nothing to do with Ballghazi. It's also completely exonerated the Patriots."

Why should we trust his mom's dietary plans? She GOT cancer twice—clearly they don't work.

What exactly is the thesis here? It's hard find one in this mess, but I gather it's that you don't like Hinkie because he's a geek who won't give the media quotes and the Sixers haven't become a contender in the two weeks since Deadspin posted its last tired "The Sixers suck because they're run by nerds!" piece.

This article is only half as long as the ESPN the Mag article but twice as unreadable. Next time you rewrite an article and come to the opposite conclusion, can you just make it like 4 sentences like the other Deadspin writers?

UMMMM Sellouts are a requirement in the NFL, otherwise the games are blacked out on TV. Teams routinely buy out tickets and hawk them at cheap prices to maintain sellouts. A sellout in football is not indicative of popularity like it is in the other major sports.

I realize it would be difficult to do but it's all about brand when it comes to BBQ chips. For example, BetterMade BBQ (Detroit staple) is always delicious.

There is such a wild difference in bbq chips that they probably should lose to sour cream and onion. Herr's bbq is a slam dunk over their SC&O. However, lays is a flat out push (and both kinda suck). Pringles is hands down SC&O over their horrible BBQ.

Fail.