God damnit, I’m a Republican and I don’t watch espn because it sucks and I have no desire to listen to any commentator or retire player of the day “embrace debate.” Why is this a discussion?

FTFY

If they end the season in sole possession of the third-worst record, they’ll have a 56 percent chance of landing in the top three in the lottery. If they end in sole possession of the second-worst record, they’ll have a 47 percent chance.

I’d rather fold fitted sheets than hang out with Lupica

He’s comparable to Mike Mussina, I think.

Everything you listed up above is a pain the ass, and no sane person, regardless of age, wants to spend 15 minutes on the phone trying to make a fucking dermatologist appointment.

You’re right, but in a 17 week sample (or 21 w/ playoffs), it’s not always possible. Vegas sets an initial line based on what they think the right number to split those two groups is. Sometimes their dead wrong (hence betting the middle). The other problem is, you can’t actually control the dollars and the news. …

Good. Throw those krauts off their game.

“and even voluntarily-signed contract extensions—currently allow.”

Clinton 227

Trump 304

IT IS ALL OVER!

I’ll never understand Deadspin’s hatred of the process.

Honestly, I thought he was talking about the best low rates we can get online.

Was this article written without consulting THE LAST 17 FUCKING YEARS? The fat fuck always chokes on winnable out-of-conference games (usually on the road), then gets hot through December before possibly winning a difficult 1st playoff game (or 2nd, w/ a bye) and then playing a decent first half of the 2nd playoff…

Uh, guys - we did this in 2008. We called it the Tea Party. It got hijacked by a bunch of toothless yokels and pretty much ended up with Trump getting elected. So,uh, be careful please.

Hicks, a 2015 third-round pick, is one of just three remaining players Chip Kelly brought in, either through the draft or via free agency

Engagement ended, hated my job, and I just needed a new start. Decided I needed a change so I moved half way across NY state and landed in Ithaca.

Would have been cooler if they tied or something and had to sit back down.

In Philadelphia, this gets you a free beer and two tickets to the any Phillies game of your choosing in 2017.

I guess where you’re from mediocrity is success. Fair enough.