the talent level of your sense of humor is basketball-esque

The cruel part is I’m a Sixers fan and I totally agree with you. I wish the Phils had the pieces the braves did, but I think we’re doing okay. Should be a very interesting division in 2018.

Ah, found the Sixers fan.

I guess they did things differently in Dallas - where payers would go to the owner, make demands and receive benefits.

I’m confused. How does Hinkie’s plan screw over 6ers fans more so than than any other GM from 2002 to 2015? How is forced ineptitude worse than just regular ineptitude. If a franchise fails in bad faith (arguably - as its mostly in an effort to take advantage of the system), why is that worse than a franchise that…

“again after he was unable to conduct a team practice because he had been drinking the night before.” - judge not lest ye be judged.

Yup. Not to go all lawyer, but I look at that rap sheet and a) most have to do with another party, so there’s a problem and b) there’s clearly a time after which it stops. Then you point this out. This all adds up in my experience.

“Huh??”
-Golden Tate

Gosh, I mean this trade was dumb, but the boning of Drew Storen is silly considering his post-trade numbers (arguably predictable) and injury (admittedly unpredictable).

Geez, all this website ever talks about is Cam Newton’s balls

I wonder how Bill Belicheck will use him?

Isn’t the point of replay, any replay, to get it right? Why do we make rules that avoid getting things right?

Yeah, but Brookie425 doesn’t burn hot enough to melt steel.

This is the most press Howard has gotten since that time Mikey Miss punched him. Come to think if it, same for Mikey Miss. Except for maybe when he called Michelle Beadle fat.

Fortunately, we have Josh P’Innes to save us.

Since this is roughly apolitical - stick to sports deadspin

Token Republican here to point out that this is a black security officer using excessive force on a drunk white guy.

Unrelated note: Dallas sucks

You’re right. He forgot Skip Bayless and two Titans Linebackers.

By Scorching Opinions, you mean 1) the team that gave up the TDs, 2) Skip Bayless and 3) a letter to the editor in a Charlotte newspaper?

Seriously guys?

Much like Travis Kelce, no one actually gives a shit when Cam Newton celebrates.

·The police reports are likely exempt until the matter has been adjudicated. Most jurisdictions have exceptions to freedom of information act requests (the state analog) with an exception for pending investigations. Once Pat Mead pleds out (most likely), the records can be released.

Yeah well, really excited to get the 3rd pick again and watch the Lakers draft Ben Simmons!