They never said anything remotely as over the top idiotic as Trump and you know it. Neither has ever called for an entire country to be destroyed because of the megalomania of their leader. Obama and Clinton understand diplomacy, unlike the orange clown who is so used to people doing whatever he said because he paid…

An orgy of porgs.

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

I mean, can you prove to me that a planet can’t appear out of a wormhole and slam into ours? We’ve already seen it happen in documentaries like Transformers and Doctor Who

SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR, DINOBOTS INFERIOR.

Ask any child of the ’80s who the best Transformers character was, and they’ll usually either answer Optimus Prime or Megatron.

Not sure we’d want to meet anything that was bad-assed enough to live on Saturn.

I like this game

Seriously? Because:

are they good eating? nice stuffed Porg, slowly roasted with some root vegetables...

holy fuck. fucking orange doc martens, adidas ankle socks and shorts. fuck off, you should never step foot on a skateboard ever again. you don’t look cool, you look like a douche in orange doc martens and spandex shorts that’s too fucking lazy to push a longboard board himself. buy some vans and a real longboard you…

Great headline. Maybe the next article could be One Weird Trick Elephants Use To Shed Waste Heat That Zoologists Don’t Want You To Know.

On a long enough timeline, every comic character becomes the villain, including Captain America and Jor-El. Have we had an evil Uncle Ben yet?

Hey Charles, if you have something to tell the world about yourself, you don’t need to project onto your readership. You can come out, it’s 2017, it’s safe. :D

Very impressive, in-depth reporting. Thank you for this.

We get it. You use an Android phone.

DS9 had a DAMN good theme.

Hi all! I’m just here to watch people say incredibly shitty things to one another over their choice of phone.

Please. No one is going to lose their jobs, and it probably won’t even be mentioned. It didn’t work, so they went to the backup, which worked perfectly. The horror!