I thought most of her money (now) came from appearances and such, but I could be wrong.

Not being snarky, how can Lindsay not afford a therapist? There are people making much less than her who can. Does she not have insurance...?

I also read it as "my life is being tamponed with"! #coolstorybro

I'm dead at the awesomeness of this comment.

I honestly think either one of two things happened.

Right? Thank you for understanding. You will officially be on the invite list to our wedding.

I find Mila Kunis so mind-numbingly gorgeous.

"I almost think that what all of this "bro code" stuff is really about is bullying other men into NOT rising above these extremely low standards so that women will have to settle for the Harveys and Browns of the world."

Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop!

There are lovely and I want to own them!

This visual is hilarious, mostly because I can totally relate!

This is me, so much. I find it incredibly embarrassing and I can't help it. Sweating makes me feel gross and "unladylike" (even though I HATE that it does). My dad and my grandma both sweat a lot, so I know it's probably genetics, but it does little to soothe me. And it's not like, smelly-sweat or anything. It's just…

"He even played a trick on your boyfriend Ryan Gosling."

I didn't know Kimya Dawson had a Twitter account! BRB FOLLOWING NAAAAO.

Rocko's Modern Life will be rotated in according to this: [en.wikipedia.org]

"freesia, apple blossom, raspberry spark, blissful vanilla, sun-drenched honeysuckle, white hibiscus, golden amber, and lush peach"

OH MY GOD. I DIE.

I love Gaga, but even that tweet made me scrunch my nose and go, "Really?"

This perfectly summed up how I felt about seeing her in that pic! I wish I could be friends with her.

Holy shit, I love you for this. I'm DYING right now!