Looks like a poor imitation of Queen Bey’s pregnancy announcement photos.

Budtender knowledge is hit or miss. I go to a medical clinic and dispensary for my needs and their employees can talk about strains and dosages for most ailments, including menopause. They do a lot of work with older people who have complicated needs and coordinate with the medical doctors in town. When I go to the…

My family is hardcore Catholic. The last thing my uncle said to me before he died was this, on Christmas Day: “Why won’t you have kids? You are letting your parents down. They are disappointed with your choices and you are offending God.”

Nope. Wrong. This slimeball made his own problems. He is the only person responsible for his behavior. Some people are just bad people. Don’t you dare try to paint him as the victim.

I’ve had the Jenny Jenkins song in my head for days. Not the fun Lisa Loeb version, the Sharon Lois and Bram’s Elephant Show version. I sing it out loud and make up my own verses.

Same here... going to Hawaii in July and 36DDD. I got a suit from Swimsuits for All, it looks great. http://www.swimsuitsforall.com/Beach-Babe-Waterfall-Bikini1

Nope. Their internalized misogyny is too strong for any admission of mistakes. Sincerely, a white woman who voted for Hillary.

Oh you KNOW that we will be dealing with so many cases of Marlena/Salem Stalter level amnesia. Fall down the WH stairs? Amnesia. Kidnapped by Steve Bannon and taken to his island dungeon laboratory? Amnesia. Son crashed a motorcycle through a stained class window to stop a wedding? Amnesia. Eat too much shrimp?…

I like you. Can we make handmade bohemian quilts a thing? I could make those for a living. Serious.

You do you. I start work at 5am. Going to bed before 10pm is delicious.

We also had no money, but I was forced to spend the time outside in the woods or at my grandparents’ farm doing chores. 

I reject this whole bracket and vote for going to bed early.

Getting a raises feels amazing and hopeful. Long summer vacations end, and aren’t so fun without money.

No trolling. I had totally forgotten about Cake v Pie! I am firmly on Team Cake. My original burner name was ThatCakeAteMyPie, so....

Triggering as in Kardashian PieGate?

I had to read it while I was on independent study my sophomore year, taking care of my grandma while she was in the hospital and packing her house up. I will forever associate that book with sitting in her hot as hell canyon bungalow in La Crescenta, watching coverage of the Heavens Gate cult suicides, and packing…

Challenge! The worst book ever written is “A Separate Peace”

You are doing the work of Ozone my child, go forth and may the Shabba Doo be with you.

My experience is limited to state elected officials, but the staffers don’t always have a choice. Our governor resigned mid-term and most of his staff was kept on when the new governor assumed office. I’ve also recently had some back and forth with the state legislature’s communications staff. Their new GOP comms…

The (awful, terrible, no-good, very bad) church that my mom made us attend was big on the pro-life brainwashing. It was so obvious and downright wrong. They’d work it into fun things that kids like.