I went to see Captain America: Civil War a few weeks ago. The family in front of us had little kids who got bored during movie, and the parents pulled out three iPads on full brightness and let the kids play games - with the sound on (!!!!!!!*&%&^$&$%#^%#&)

Whoop-de-doooo for you. Cell phones used during shows do bother a lot of people. As a short person, I can’t even see the stage when the people in front of me hold up their phones to record video.

There are rules about turning off phones in movie theaters because jackasses who text during the film ruin the experience…

I do this crazy thing called corkboards and push pins. Then I watch Matlock and eat dinner at 4pm.

Not sure if sarcastic or troll. Just in case....

Welcome!

Oh damn. That’s where this happened? The road to Hana is terrifying. I read in some rental car instructions that driving a rental out there is considered an out of insurance coverage area - as in, you wreck, you pay. So many tourists don’t care/can’t read.

Porpoise is a troll. Do not feed.

Oh, knock it off with that juvenile bullshit. Crawl back under your troll rock and stroke yourself off to pictures of Rick Perry in glasses.

I love you too. And Baby Elvis blesses your soul. Amen. #dimera4life

I voted for Nader in my first presidential election, too. But now I am in my 30s, and my pragmatism lols at my youthful ideals.

BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!

I am thrilled about this nomination! I don’t agree with Hillary on several issues, but that’s ok, she is still the best person for the job.

Sorry the robber robbed you. You didn’t say “no”.

Or wear all black. Kids who wear black are Satanic.

Oh god. You do this too? I randomly thought of Brittany Murphy one day and said aloud that I hadn’t seen her in movies for a while and I hoped she was ok. The next day, she was dead.

I work in government. A lady on my floor wears smurf slippers every day. No joke. This pair:

Ours painted “Class of ‘99 Seniors Rule” in giant white block letters on the side of the three-story administration building. It cost a ton of public money to have it painted over, in an underfunded rural county. Thanks a lot, assholes.

I liked Ali as well. He is a winner.

Exactly. This is Jim Crow for LGBTQ.

My mother was raised Missouri Synod, and even now in her mid 60s she struggles with her “role” as a woman. Just last week I had to talk her out of quitting her final quarter of grad school, because she still feels like her role is in the home and serving other people. She swears that God is punishing her for seeking…