Sorry the robber robbed you. You didn’t say “no”.

Or wear all black. Kids who wear black are Satanic.

Oh god. You do this too? I randomly thought of Brittany Murphy one day and said aloud that I hadn’t seen her in movies for a while and I hoped she was ok. The next day, she was dead.

I work in government. A lady on my floor wears smurf slippers every day. No joke. This pair:

Ours painted “Class of ‘99 Seniors Rule” in giant white block letters on the side of the three-story administration building. It cost a ton of public money to have it painted over, in an underfunded rural county. Thanks a lot, assholes.

I liked Ali as well. He is a winner.

Exactly. This is Jim Crow for LGBTQ.

My mother was raised Missouri Synod, and even now in her mid 60s she struggles with her “role” as a woman. Just last week I had to talk her out of quitting her final quarter of grad school, because she still feels like her role is in the home and serving other people. She swears that God is punishing her for seeking…

Other options? Like being gang raped to death by Dothraki and their horses? Or sitting quietly in a corner with some old crones until death?

The Dosh Khaleen werent in the tent. They are shown bowing before Dany outside the tent at the end. :-/

God damn I hate Texas more and more every day.

I hope Jorah’s greyscale doesn’t turn into an epidemic among the Dothraki.

Sophie Turner Sings Adele as Jon Snow

I think that Daario is really a Greyjoy. Victarion maybe?

My favorite storylines involve Marlena forgetting who she is, trying to kill someone she loves, remembering who she is *just in time* because true love always wins, having a touching moment of clarity and resolution, and then falling downstairs/plane crash/motorcycle accident/DiMera plot and forgetting who she is…

EJ is baby Elvis, the son of Kristen’s evil twin in the whole fake-pregnancy plot. After Kristen was thwarted, the evil twin and the DiMera butler took baby Elvis to the UK and raised him there. Then he came back and assaulted Sami, she got pregnant with fraternal twins (one fathered by EJ, the other by Lucas).

My one and only celebrity encounter is with Melissa Auf Der Maur. I was her personal +1 at a show she played in PDX (long story about how that happened) and I got to hang out with her after the show. Melissa is a class act and incredibly talented. I am super hopeful about this Hole reunion!

I just saw the obligatory comment re: “The Business of Being Born” being the greatest documentary in the land. I rolled my eyes too hard and I have to get off the internet now.

...and then the baby turned out to be a very handsome but evil and rapey Englishman?

He’s “dead” but still appears on the show as Hope’s guardian angel. And I’m sure he will put in ghostly appearances in the 60 episodes it takes Days to cover a single Christmas morning. Ooh, they will reminisce over his life during the Horton Ornament Ceremony. Flashback City, fancyface!