My favorite storylines involve Marlena forgetting who she is, trying to kill someone she loves, remembering who she is *just in time* because true love always wins, having a touching moment of clarity and resolution, and then falling downstairs/plane crash/motorcycle accident/DiMera plot and forgetting who she is…

EJ is baby Elvis, the son of Kristen’s evil twin in the whole fake-pregnancy plot. After Kristen was thwarted, the evil twin and the DiMera butler took baby Elvis to the UK and raised him there. Then he came back and assaulted Sami, she got pregnant with fraternal twins (one fathered by EJ, the other by Lucas).

My one and only celebrity encounter is with Melissa Auf Der Maur. I was her personal +1 at a show she played in PDX (long story about how that happened) and I got to hang out with her after the show. Melissa is a class act and incredibly talented. I am super hopeful about this Hole reunion!

I just saw the obligatory comment re: “The Business of Being Born” being the greatest documentary in the land. I rolled my eyes too hard and I have to get off the internet now.

...and then the baby turned out to be a very handsome but evil and rapey Englishman?

He’s “dead” but still appears on the show as Hope’s guardian angel. And I’m sure he will put in ghostly appearances in the 60 episodes it takes Days to cover a single Christmas morning. Ooh, they will reminisce over his life during the Horton Ornament Ceremony. Flashback City, fancyface!

I was in first grade, and Irving Helser held my hand in the lunch line and gave me a big kiss. I simply loved that boy.

It was both, more than one time, and now Bo is dead so I have to go cry thx.

Also, women wearing pants or baseball caps can be arrested. Because it confuses people when women wear pants and look like men! That’s the world we live in now. KMN.

I wonder, though, how much of her issue is due to mental illness and how much is due to growing up as a child star. Making children dance like performing bears for money and raising them on a stage has been known to produce less than sane outcomes.

My parents hated being parents and told me about it every damn day of my childhood. Literally, my other told me that my existence ruined her life. Then my sister became a teen mom and dumped her child in foster care while she went on a epic coke/crime bender. Now that child has grown up to be a complete juvenile…

The clothes in Teen Witch are amazing. The blue dress that Louise wore at the end was my teenage jam. I found a similar version and wore it to 8th grade graduation. Never gonna be... the same again...

*faints* you are the best! My day is made. I’m calling it - 9:04am, Tuesday is over.

Easy, just look for the dudes taking video recordings in the women’s room. Then take aim and fire the pepper spray, because fuck that noise.

A million stars to you. And my heart. ❤

Yaaaaassss the pink sari ladies are my very favorite people. Saving this as my work computer wallpaper right now.

Me too. During the scene I whispered to myself “oh he is such a Targaryen” because only a Targaryen can commune with dragons. Also, I get the sense that this scene was intended to be in contrast with the ill-fated Martell/dragon meet n’ greet in the books.

I LOVE YOU

The Oregon study was enough to change state policy on paying for OOH birth. Other states aren’t far behind. I guess when you can’t attack the content, you level personal attacks at the messenger. That is why you will always lose.

All you have is personal attacks and anecdata. You are making your own people look bad.