“Stop fighting and I won’t hurt you” he said. “Now you have to die” he said.

“Stop fighting and I won’t hurt you”

Fuck this shit to infinity and beyond. I’m moving to Iceland to form a colony of expat US women who couldn’t take it anymore. I will have booze and cheeses, and cuddly puppies. Who wants to come with?

That is a great picture of Donald Trump. They got his good side IMO.

Bom chicka wow wow. Thank you for this, kind person. <3

Wait - are you the police? Because if you are, you have to tell us.

THIS FACE IS EVERYTHING!

There is no best Oasis album, because Oasis and everything they have ever done amounts to a pile of stinky shit.

Hairy Cheese Man

Ah, but, the Countess did talk at length about a vampire virus. Dr. Chloe’s son has now has the vampire virus. I vote for foreshadowing.

You aren’t the feminist police. You are a festering blowhard. Fuck off.

Nasim Pedrad is killing it (ha ha), and I am truly enjoying Jamie Lee Curtis as well.

I live a block from our local pioneer cemetary, which is also a city park. I’m there three times a day. There are warning signs all over about falling monuments - the ground gets unstable after it rains, the headstones are really old, and sometimes they simply fall over. There are a few each fall/winter. We have a…

If by “holiday” you mean “every day” then yes. Do we even need excuses anymore? I just mumble “bein’ Murican mmkay?” and go back to drooling on my cheetos. Go football! Hit a homerun!

Took the words right off my fingertips.

ILY

“Aren’t we all running from the chainsaws of our past?” BWAHAHAHA!

Purely for your entertainment: I once found the perfect beanie on the ground at the park. Someone at the soccer field left it there, and no one came for it, so two days later I took it home. It was heaven - slouchy but not baggy, reinforced sun brim, brown and purple cable knit with flecks of orange, and 100% free. I…