Yes! And then they try to sell you more expensive tampons that are in “designer” or “artisinal neon print” wrappers or some shit. I don’t care if a tampon is wrapped in cashmere and tied with a silk bow - it’s still just a piece of cotton that is going to become a vampire’s tea bag.

I am in year six of Mirena. Very light spotting only a couple times, not even a real period. I love it.

*sigh*

I’ll play, too! I would have died at birth - 4x tight nuchal cord, born nonresponsive, saved by neonatal resuscitation and intubation.

EEEeeeewwwnooo need brain bleach! Stat!

I used to hate football, but Mr. CakePie looooves it and now I find myself getting excited about it - not because I love football, but because I love watching their spandex butts and the unintentional weener cams (when the camera is on the coach and some beefcake’s groin in the shot, sans cup) . Waitin’ all day for…

1. Fall 2. Spring 3. Winter 4. Summer. Fixed it for you.

Here here! I got my Autumn boots out on Tuesday 9/1 and started wearing them because FUCK SUMMER I’m done with it already.

And now she will be the meanest, most hate-filled person in jail for contempt of court. Yeehaw!

It should be ShelBert! #teamshelbert

It is used in a Creedence Clearwater Revival song. Best word used in a song evar!

It is set at 73 because I said so. The moonshine stars can back me up. But my warrior husband tames me by setting it at 75 when I’m not looking. #wildgoddess #whoatherehorsey #livingthedream

Oh but not those immigrant babies. Nope, those babies can just GTFO. Trump 2016, this message approved by the White Murican Babies To Elect Trump Committee.

Now that I am in my mid-30s I am too old for long flights in coach, hostels, and backpacking in foreign countries. Been there, done all of that. Turns out that I enjoy traveling much more when when I fly in comfort, have a clean bed and bathroom to myself, and use grown-up luggage.

Starred because I agree, people are fucked. I hope your sweet pup is healing emotionally and physically, she is lucky to have a loving dog-mom like you.

Ah, the splendor of traditional First Nations quilt teepees, crochet blankets and warbonnets made from feathers of Big Bird’s blue ancestors. Much ancient ways. So pile of books. Very jeans and polkadot mug. Wow.

I love him! <3

We got a rescue puppy this weekend! She is the cutest little aussie shepherd, with merle blue/brown eyes and a bob tail. Her previous owners crated her for 20 hours at a time with no food or water and they never interacted with her. They were going to breed her for money. 1. WTF is wrong with people? and 2. Send me…

Same here. I’m the oldest and female. I have been watching my siblings since I was 5 and I was forced into babysitting labor at various day cares and church nurseries (because I’m a girl, and all girls love babies, right?). One of my siblings was born with a severe heart condition, and it was terrifying to care for…

Oh I just straight up yell at them, “LOOK UP!”. I live in the PNW where we have ample room for walking and people tend to be passive aggressive. I could change my walking lane and avoid them, but I kinda love the startled looks on their faces when they suddenly realize they are walking straight into a tree.

Yeah yeah,…