Yaaaaaaaaas the Black Honey. I am wearing it now, I take it everywhere I go, I am going to order a few more just in case there's a Black Honey shortage. Black Honey 4eva.

Same here. I’m a senior health policy analyst at a government agency. I am always mistaken for the receptionist, or someone’s admin assistant.

Plus all the stars for you. I work for a government agency as a business lead for a technology project and I go through this all the time. The worst is when programmer dudes leave their dirty socks on the floor... in the hallway. They stay there for days, until I give up and scoop them up with paper and thrown them in…

I have fantastic, detailed dreams and I remember them. It is like watching a movie while I sleep. I think it depends on the person, the strain, the amount, and method of use.

Between this story, the "Discrimination is Legal" bill that was SIGNED INTO LAW today in Indiana (arrrrggg!!! How did that happen???) and the attorney in California who has submitted a ballot measure to execute LGBTQs "with a simple gunshot to the head"....

Our wedding was low-key, just the two of us in Vegas. Then Mr. Cake had a medical emergency the day of our wedding and we had to postpone until the next day. What was planned to be a glorious Saturday night wedding celebration turned into an epic hours-long trip into the furthest recesses of a downtown Vegas teaching…

Karen Mitchell did not disappear from San Francisco. She lived in Eureka and she was kidnapped in Eureka.

Agreed! My Catholic uncles tell me that I am the most selfish bitch on the planet for not having children. I don't think of myself as "too selfish to have kids". I do think of myself as practicing good self-care and acknowledging my limits when it comes to 24/7 responsibility for another person.

I am "Regressed Fifth Grader" as well, with animal-print vans and my hair tied up in a scarf. I wear variations of this to work. While I am a manager and I should probably dress for my role, I am also the person who moves furniture and gets on the floor to wire up equipment before meetings. Heels and fancy work…

Lack of potable water (or any running water at all), never any toilet paper, and absolutely no privacy. Once we left Beijing, it was all open trench toilets and no place to wash up. Least fun period ever.

My mom and I traveled to China a few years ago. It was a last minute arrangement, and I had recently stopped taking the pill so that I could try for a pregnancy. The trip happened to coincide with my menstrual cycle and my first period in 10 years.

I just bought two pairs of shoes for $25. So much win!

Me too! I just hopped on my phone to get music for my bake 'n bubblebath. I am two bowls in, with a cold bottle of beer. I feel so... normal. Thank you amazing stoner commenters. Thank you.

I am a 30-something lady and a manager. Like most of the other commenters, I manage many people who are significantly older than I am. My body is a size 16 - 18 curvy hourglass, and I have cute 'lil chubby baby cheeks. The adaptive strategies that I have used for the last couple of years involves *very modest* all…

I used fabric scraps from my mom's sewing projects, held on with a rubber band or some twine. Then I learned to sew my own Barbie clothes - my first outfit was for my younger sister, who was in the hospital for heart surgery. I made a delightfully unique Barbie hospital gown. So haute Barbie.

And Oregonians. Passive-agressiveness is the standard here.

I use Wantable.com for makeup, accessories, and intimates boxes. They run a little expensive, at $36 a month for each box (yeah, I spoil myself). The products are high-quality, full-size and name-brand. I always love what I get! I look forward to my boxes every month.

And he's bare-chested, cradling that 2nd amendment against his rippling muscles.

I asked Mr. CakePie to get me a skinnygirl cherry vodka at the booze store.

Alpaca head looks like it belongs in Donnie Darko's trophy room.