This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Nice try but:

You’re a highly polluting death trap.

I didn’t say I hated it! Just that it was a sad and miserable box of shit. Big difference.

What Americans mightn't realise is that the Ranger, Hilux and their rivals are designed for markets where pick ups are generally much less popular than in America and are very much less likely to be used as cars. Both the Ranger and the Hilux have become substantially bigger in their current iterations and are now at…