can we get a Biden/Powell run for president please

We’ve been over this with Texas, Utah, Maine, and some other bullshit state, you don’t get to secede anymore. it’s not a thing. stop talking about it, lets get on with shit. or we can all keep being utterly, pathetically divided and most certainly fall as a nation.

I shift at redline, and I’m not a kiddie in the honduh. if I’m getting on the freeway or driving for fun the power band of my car means redline, or close to it, shifts for optimal performance.

Just a couple words. crank are ventilation on the bmw m54 series. wanna know where all your oil is going but don’t have a leak? it’s these plastic shit valves and hoses and you might as well take the whole damn intake manifold off to get to them, or not bother at all cause it’ll break three months later anyways. and…

no one has ever built anything meant for the express purpose of changing the atmosphere. ever. and yet we’ve changed our atmosphere massively in... wait for it.... about 100 years, by accident. now people are beginning to build machines and systems expressly for repairing the atmospheric makeup of our planet. in fact…

I AM THE ONE WHO FLAPS!

Hey Hamilton, you miss the point entirely of driving for Uber. Anyone that wants to drive for Uber and also have all the shit that goes with a real job are also missing the point and should really consider a career change. If Uber is forced to recognize all contractors as employees, then there will be no Uber and no…

Uh, can we please have this? I need this in my life.

Bonus, the cops told me there was no way they were going to find the only big truck with a trailer on he freeway at midnight even though I gave them half a license plate. Then they called a tow company that tried to steal my car. It was a real special night.

Went for a drive around midnight in my Z4 and I’m just cruising down I10 minding my own business and listening to some tunes. I passed a huge, lifted dodge ram dually towing a 21ft trailer and after I did he came across 2 lanes, sat about a foot off my bumper, and turned his highbeams on. Something to note here, there…

Could it please be aliens willing to get me off this planet? How does one hail an interstellar greyhound?

Madera is a shithole and so is Fresno this is not surprising

I’d vote for this, I’d have to check things out a bit, but my gut instinct is I’d vote for this.

When I first got my Z4 I suddenly came down with a terrible affliction that could only be cured with near constant driving. Well, having just come off a Jeep YJ bender I was now obsessed with corners and speeds that would have been suicidal in my lifted, rusty, carbed jeep. So one night I decided that I wanted to see…

as a contracting business owner, I can guarantee you that these people don’t know the codes they are using as a means to pursue this case. I guarantee it. I would bet hitting my thumb with a 21 oz hammer real damn hard that these retards couldn’t tell a code violation if it fell on their head. furthermore, I…

they see his garage as an eyesore and are generally stupid people that see no value in working on cars and probably don’t have any hobbies of their own. I used to run into this very same problem, cept I was in an apartment. any time I worked on my car this one bitchy old lady would either tell me I shouldn’t be, come…

man, 2016 is killing me. what the hell are all you people eating that everyone has gone full fucking stupid so fast? STOP DRINKING THE BRAWNDO, IT’S FOR THE PLANTS.

this isn’t a brake problem, or tires. this is a suspension and weight distribution problem.

ah yes, lets replace carbon pollution with the massive pollution caused by mining for the materials for the batteries and the manufacturing of making the batteries.... and then exponentially increase the output and therefore the environmental impact of those industries. that’ll save the environment.

Snipers and guns aren’t white... the microwave beam device the military uses for crowd control is though. Big white drum looking thing. I’m no rocket scientist but I don’t think microwaves are very good for fuel lines. Just sayin, if you want to talk conspiracy theory, they’re not going to use a gun that witnesses…