Israel: Mr President of US, we have top secret information about Middle East

I probably wouldn’t talk to Caitlyn either if I was Khloé.

The best thing about this collection of derelicts is that the more they voice their completely irrational opinions all over the media and social media, the more stupid and beyond ridiculous they sound. Keep it up, assholes.

I do. It’s not for everyone, but I enjoy reading about them. I really like the Kim pregnancy story line because she is very candid about how difficult and not fun it was for her. I think it’s an important and accessible story that people need to see. No matter how rich and fabulous your life is being pregnant can…

To be honest, if someone killed my mother or sister, there would be a dark part of me that would want to go. I wouldn’t in the end, but I understand the impulse.

I’m always partial to You are My Sunshine as a lullaby, and the alphabet song as a timer for brushing teeth. But as a general rule (and for my sanity) I don’t really play/sing nursery songs to my kids during the day, am I a terrible parent

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It’s like they can’t help themselves from sounding and looking completely out of touch.

I breast feed and have fed my 7 month old solids since 4 months....he still wakes up 4 times at night.

Her kids are not sleeping because DEY HUNGRY.

They’re supposed to be eating at least a couple of baby sized meals a day at that point with protein and breastfeeding too (or bottle). No wonder her kid is hungry in the middle of the night.

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”

At the very end,

I love that both “fuckinghell” and “fuckincunt” are each one word.

5:15 “Sending out an S.O.S.....”....as a car barrels at you on the wrong side.

Do salty tears fall up in Australia?

“I will turn this into my art like every other aspect of my life” — fixed that for you

I know it’s very trendy to crap on the Kardashians and reality TV in general. We all feel ever so much better about ourselves when we can dismiss reality stars as vulgar and less than any other form of performer. But it is a form of…

And who tf cares if she does? It’s her trauma. We don’t get to say what she does with it.

Dude. You just heard a woman talk about how she was mentally preparing herself to be raped by three men. And that she was focusing on how her sister would heal after finding her dead body and this is what you come out of it with? The fuck is wrong with you? Have like, a semblance of empathy. Ever.