“I will turn this into my art like every other aspect of my life” — fixed that for you

I know it’s very trendy to crap on the Kardashians and reality TV in general. We all feel ever so much better about ourselves when we can dismiss reality stars as vulgar and less than any other form of performer. But it is a form of…

And who tf cares if she does? It’s her trauma. We don’t get to say what she does with it.

Dude. You just heard a woman talk about how she was mentally preparing herself to be raped by three men. And that she was focusing on how her sister would heal after finding her dead body and this is what you come out of it with? The fuck is wrong with you? Have like, a semblance of empathy. Ever.

she says she was “fully mentally prepped” to be raped by the men, and adds, “I just prayed that Kourtney’s going to have a normal life after she sees my dead body on the bed.”

Probably spends more time on a toilet shitting out burned steak.

What more can Frau Merkel be asked to endure from Republican presidents?

To bring this little piece of news even closer to home, how about we all share our sober birthday? I know there’s many of us here that are recovering addicts.

Entire face seems to have been covered in acid.

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Yeah, it just seems that Taberski would *probably* have at least tried to get the Ok from Simmons before launching this potentially creepy/stalkerish podcast, especially given their past relationship. And if we end up with absolutely no payoff, then the whole exercise is going to be rather pointless. Plus, he’s making…

The bible was not written by God or Jesus himself, but “followers” that could have perceived their “messages” incorrectly.

I will watch any and all spin-offs from Laguna Beach. Sorry not sorry. That show was a masterpiece.

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

Why? That performance was the continuation of her selling her pregnancy to the public like she’s the only woman to every carry babies before. Her ‘enlightened mother’ schtick has been insufferable since her daughter’s birth, but now her pregnancy is a commodity, it’s her brand, and it’s condescending and obnoxious.…

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

The Neo-Nazi’s got what they wanted. A violent group of leftists “supressing campus free speech.”

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit